The unsolved mysteries of Gravity falls

Dad And Daughter

Meanwhile, in the first tunnel, Bill and Illy were playing,,I see with my little eye''
-I see with my little and only eye.. Something Grey.
-Hmm, it is very hard, it is... The walls?
-Yep, the Grey, uninteresting and boring walls....
-ARRRHHH, THIS WILL LAST FOREVER! WHERE  ARE THEY EXPECTING US TO FIND MEDICINE!? IN THE WALLS?!
She hit with her leg one of the metal pieces that form the wall. It fall down, on the floor and they could see a single shelf with a small bottle with something green in it.
-Fascinating, I will hit the walls more often when I am searching for my keys.
Illy raise victorious the bottle in the air.
-One bottle to go!
Suddenly a voice came from nowhere:
YOU ENTER THE TERITORY OF STANFORD PINES! PREPARE TO DIE IN A VERY PAINFUL WAY!
And the wall tunnel started trumbeling.
-Oh, naturally, it is obvious that in every single place he go, The Sixer have to put traps!
-RUNNNN, screamed Illy
A wall appeared in front of them.
-RUNN IN THE OTHER WAYY, screamed Bill.
A wall appeared in front of them again.
Then from nowhere some metalig robot arms appeared and catched their legs and arms and stretched them at maximum.
-Mother of all terrors, I don't think pain is hilarious anymore, said Bill whining.
-Leave us alone, you evil arms, don't make me use the hoddies!
Then, electric saws appeared AND started to approach slowly their belly.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA, #CLIFFHANGERS4LIFE (don't mind me, just a little crazy)