Thii2 ii2 fuckiing 2tupiid//EriSol

Chapter 1

* Sollux's POV *

The familiar sound of the trollian application ringing filled my silent respite block. When i noticed who it was, i rolled my eyes. "Great. The fuckiing hiighblood. Ju2t who II wanted two talk two." I muttered to myself. I put down the book i was reading and rolled up to my husktop, still sitting in my chair.

caligulasAquarium [CA] Began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 5:16

CA: WWhats up, Sol?

TA: What iin the everloviing fuck do you want, Fii2hdiick?

CA: Nothing much, Lowwblood. I wwas just wwondering if you wwant to hang out wwith me and FF.

TA: Are you fuckiing wiith me?

CA: ?

TA: You're 2eriiou2?

CA: Yes?

TA: Ha. Niice joke. Not funny.

CA: I'm not joking Sol!

TA: Oh. Well, iin that ca2e. Maybe ii will. But iif we end up fiightiing over FF, don't blame that 2hiit on me.

CA: WWhy wwould wwe fight over FF?

TA: Don't play 2tupiid, Ampora. You know exactly why.

CA: WWhatever.

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 5:28

I closed my husktop and got out of my chair. "Am ii really about two go two that dumb a22e2 hou2e?" I asked myself, a puzzled look forming on my face. "Whatever. II wa2 goiing two 2ee FF and that2 all that matter2 riight now." Picking up a random bag on my floor, i stuffed it with clothes i found randomly laying on the floor. Well, i obviously made sure they were clean first, who do you think i am? An Oinkbeast? "Jegus." I still couldn't believe i was going over to Eridan's house. "II 2hould probably call Kurloz 2o Miituna doesnt burn the damn house down." I thought, grabbing my husktop. After talking to my brothers moirail, i closed my husktop for the last time today. I zipped up the bag filled with random clothes and walked out of my room, immediately stopping in my tracks. My eyes widened as i saw my dancestor, Mituna, riding on his skateboard. Right in front of me. I jumped to the side and he zoomed into my room, the sound of the skateboard rolling against the floor stopped, but then i heard a loud bang. "0WWWW! P-P41NNN!" I rushed into my room. "JEGU2 FUCK TUNA! THII2 II2 WHY KANKRII TELL2 YOU TWO NOT 2KATEBOARD IIN2IIDE!" I yelled, looking around at the mess. "50rry....1 c0uldn'7 h3lp my53lf..." Mituna apoligised, avoiding eye contact. "II'm goiing over two ED'2 hou2e, 2o 2tiitchface ii2 comiing over two watch you." I informed him, adjusting my bag on my shoulder. "Y4Y- W217...1 h4v3 m4ny qu35710n5...?" Mituna looked up at me. I think. He had his helmet on so i couldn't really tell. Then again, i wouldn't be able to if he had it off because of him long hair. "F1r57 0f 4ll, why 4r3 y0u g01ng 70 3r1d4n5 hou5-" His voice slowly trailed off as i walked away. "Bye!" I yelled, opening the front door and walking out, making sure i locked it behind me. Knowing Kurloz had a key, i was sure Mituna would be safe. I knew where ED's hive was, luckily, it wasn't very far away from mine. After five or six minute walk, i made it there. I knocked on the door. I was greeted by the highblood who invited me. "2up, 2eadweller." I gave him an annoyed look. "Hello, Sol." He fiddled with his rings. "2o, where2 FF?" I asked as i walked in. "She's not here yet." He said, closing the door behind me. I sat down on what the humans called a couch and waited for Eridan. "Great. Thii2 iis goiing two be awkward a2 2hiit." I thought as he walked over and sat next to me. "I didn't expect you to get here so quick...WWere you excited to see me?" Eridan joked. "Hell no. II'm only here becau2e Feferii iis comiing." I growled. "WWhatever you say, Captor." He smirked. "Excu2e me?" I got close to him, attempting to intimidate him. He did the same, "WWhat?" My eyes kept down wandering down to his lips, he was doing the same. Our faces slowly got closer. Our eyes began to close and and our lips almost touched. All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door. Both of our faced heated up. We didn't say a word and walked to the door. ")(i guys!" She smiled at both of us. "Hey." Eridan muttered. "Hii." I gave a half smile, trying to hide the fact that me and Eridan both felt incredibly awkward. "Is everyfin okay?" She asked. "Yeah. Totally.." I whispered, rubbing the back of my neck. "Well, Are you going to let me in?" Fef joked. "Oh! Sorry." Eridan and i moved out of the princess' way. We all walked to the couch and sat down. There was silence for a few seconds, but then Eridan chimed in. Eridan began flirting with FF. Normally, this would bother me a shit ton. But, i was too busy thinking about what happened earlier. Many questions ran through my thinkpan. Was i about to kiss Eridan? What would've happened if Feferi came a few minutes later? Does Eridan have a flushcrush on me? Do i have a flushcrush on him?