I was a poor young man in 1985. Being only 48 years old I had very few friends. My only friend was my pet Lemur, Stephen. We listened to Queen together everyday after work at the space station. His favorite song was Fat Bottomed Girls, mine was Radio Ga Ga. I loved it! Brian May looked so good at Live Aid rehearsal with his tiny white shorts. I always wanted to be like him so I went and bought my own tiny white shorts. I looked so good in them, but everyone at work made fun of me. I was very depressed and wanted nothing to do with these tiny white shorts, but if my hero Dr. Brian May can wear them, so can I!
I wore my tiny white shorts with pride. I didn't care who made fun of me! With all my fellow workers listening to Madonna, they had no clue who I was trying to be like. I just wanted to be like Dr. Brian May.
One day, after work I came home to Stephen listening to Madonna, I felt so betrayed! I looked around for my other pairs of tiny white shorts, but all I could find where bits and pieces stuck in Stephen's mouth.
"Stephen!." I screamed. "What are you doing! I trusted you!."
I ran outside and started to cry immediately, my one and only friend turned on me. I wanted to stand up to everyone, if they were mocking me for my shorts, they were mocking Dr. Brian May too.
I walked to my bike and I rode it all the way to the nearest call box. I called the operator and asked to speak to Dr. Brian May. She put me through, and before I knew it, I was on the phone with Dr. Brian May!
"Hello?" He asked. "Who's this?" he sounded worried, I didn't want him to be scared.
"Don't be afraid!" I said as I smiled. "I'm only a friend." I was so happy.
I spoke to him about his tiny white shorts and he was glad someone appreciated him. I felt so special.
After a few months they had came out with the song "One Vision". It was my new favorite! They even came out with a video for it! There was also an extended version!
Something magical happened during the extended version, Dr. Brian May flew out of a pool backwards! And what was he wearing? His tiny white shorts.
Over 20 years later while watching the One Vision Extended Version with my new lemur, Steven II, I realized on the butt of Dr. Brian May's tiny white shorts, you could see my name written in gold stitching; Edward Cullen :).
SO F ALL THE HATERS WHO SAID TINY WHITE SHORTS AREN'T GOOD YOU AREN'T GOOD, fool. I still wear them everyday, so does Stephan III and Steve IV. Thank you, Dr. Brian May, you are my idol and I love you.
