Mwah

my aunt is highkey homophobic

Okay so like I was at my aunts house this week Idek why but I was and my lil bro is gay and I guess they were talking or something and she was like HELL NO IT IS WRONG TO BE GAY YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
But anyways that's that now let's get to the real thing I wanted to share.
So when I was at her house we went to this discount six flags in the middle of nowhere and it had this one ride that was a trackless roller coaster. Safe I know.
So me and my bro were in line to go on it and the line took 45 mins and there was this old lesbian behind us with her kids and I was like OMG NOTICE ME I AM BUT A SMOL YEEMO GAY TRACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!
So like the entire time we were in line I was like lowkey starring at her like omg talk to me plz. And the ride is one of those ones that take pictures and we were in the same car thingy and you had to tell the person the number.
Mine was 54401 and the lesbian with her kids numbers were 54402 and 54403 and like I so badly wanted them to be like "what's our number???" So I would have an excuse to talk to them but that didn't happen.
Oh gosh back to my homophobic aunt.
I was watching John Mulaney Kid Gorgeous and it was at the what would Leonard Bernstein do joke and she was like TURN IT OFF HES TALKING ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE THINGS LIKE BEING GAY and I'm like Okay I guess.
Wanna guess what I did next.....
I GRABBED MY PHONE AND TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME AND SKIPPED TO THE PART WHERE HES LIKE "about to go down on some rockin twink" and she was like OHMIGOD MARGARET TURN THAT INAPPROPRIATE UNFUNNY GARBAGE OFF!!!!
And so I did.....
AND THEN I WENT TO YOUTUBE AND TURNED ON A VINE COMP AND SHE WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!
Like my 72 year old grandmother is more supportive of gays than my 51 year old aunt.....
Literally the other day I was at the pool with my grandma and her friend Wanda and like Wanda and her husband were married 42 years and it turns out he was gay. Like holy shit. Poor Wanda.
Gosh well it's been a pleasure ranting to y'all. Queerest_yeemo_bean loggin off (Sowwy I had to add that bc im just soooooooo gay. Like sooooooooooooo gay)