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jungkook;

jungkook threw his books into his locker, not caring if they got damaged. 'they're not mine anyways,' he told himself as he had been given the books at the beginning of his high school career to "give back" on his last day. honestly, that is just complete bullshit and his teachers must be out of their mind to believe they're going to receive 200+ books back from the students by the time they graduate.

all of a sudden, he heard a loud squealing noise, causing him to snap his attention to the loud ass ray of sunshine called his best friend aka jung hoseok. "jUNGKOOkieEEE!" the boy called out as he jumped into his friend's arms, literally.

jungkook pulled a face of disgust as he immediately dropped hoseok, causing the said boy to hit the cold floor with a cry in pain.

"not cool man, deffo not cool," hoseok huffed as he picked himself up and dusted himself off.

"what do you want now hoe?" jungkook asked, and no, this isn't a shortened down version of hoseok's name, he is actually calling him a hoe.

"1. i am not a hoe and 2. im here to make your life easier! like i usually do hohoho," hoseok replied with a cheesy grin on his (beautiful) face.

"easier? in what world?!" jungkook laughed out.

"oh shush. anyways, i bear good news for you!"

"which is...?"

"since you and yoongi are now partners for the project, i'm going to change the bet." hoseok announced.

"what do you mean change the bet...?" the younger asked skeptically.

"don't worry, the rewards are the same. i know you're gonna have to be talking to yoongi more often so instead of doing press-ups every time y'all make eye contact, you're going to do a press-up for every time yoongi swears at you and makes eye contact at the same time!"

"wow hoseok that's so..."

"smart? yes aha i know!"

"no, that's so fucking dumb. the boy literally scolded me for swearing earlier, what makes you think he's actually gonna swear at me?" jungkook said.

"according to my sources, aka kim namjoon, yoongi has no filter and swears at like a bajillion times a day!"

"i can't even tell what's worst anymore, ugh i'm leaving your flat ass. bYE." and with that, jungkook walked off as he flipped off his best friend who was twisting his body to examine his ass.

"bITCH MY ASS AINT FLAT, ALL THE HOES WOULD KILL FOR AN ASS LIKE MINE. THE FUCK??!" hoseok yelled out, attracting the attention of his fellow peers around him, causing them to stare at him weirdly.

'why did i ever befriend this hyung?' jungkook muttered under his breath.

[note]: wow this is so fucking shit im not even sorry anymore. it rlly be like that now lool. i literally forgot @ the beginning of the book i said "random eye contact" and all this time i've been making kook's life hard. rip o well this shit is better anyways, i love a sassy twink named yoongles anyways 😤💯👊🏻👅🍆💦