ANIME PRANK-CALLS!~

P-C #1 - Maka Albarn

Me: I'm Suni. Hi. I'm Also Not Taken. Say 'Hi Not Taken'!"

J-N: I'm her brother Jhinh but call me J-N. :D

Miki: I'm Mikilina! But call me Miki, it's essential to have a Miki in anime prank-call books.

Me: That's why I called you and not-

Mad Sin: I'M CYNTHIA, but please call me Mad Sin. I can also identify any kind of hat. W

Me: So now that we've done the intro (we're all real people btw), who we gonna call?

Everyone: Ghost Busters!

Me: That'd make an amazing call, but these are anime prank-calls....

Mad-Sin: Hmmm...

J-N: Uhhh..

Miki: Maka Albarn!

Me: Maka? Why Maka?

J-N: Why not Maka?

Me: True, true.

Mad Sin: Here, II'll dial. Suni, you start."

Miki: No plan?

Mad Sin: Who needs 'em?

Me: Okay, I'm ready.

*Dialing Maka Albarn*

Maka: Hello?

Me: *delivery guy in his teens going through puberty voice* Is Soul Evans there?

Maka: No, why?

Me: Because we have his large variety of fruity condoms here ready for pick-up.

J-N & Miki: *snickering*

Maka: What?! Condoms?!

Me: Yeah, 9 boxes.

Maka: .... *mumbles* wait 'till I get a hold of him....

Me: J Park was going to deliver them, but we decided to send the new guy in instead.

Maka: -_-

Me: Remember to order in the new season's condoms, fresh and fruity! Goodbye!

Maka: Wait-

Me: *hangs up*

J-N: II'll deliver them.

Miki, Cynthia & I: *high fives*

Miki: Soul's in deep! Haha, good one Suni.

Me: heh heh yeah....

Mad Sin: Go on, find him and tell him the news.

*Meanwhile with J-N and Maka....*

J-N: *Jumps off back of van* *drags boxes into Maka's apartment*

Maka: ;_; He actually did it. *clenches fists* WHAT WOULD HE WANT WITH ALL OF THESE?!

J-N: Hurt and concern is in your voice, didn't you know he was a fist pumpin' sex addict?

Maka: HE'S A WHAT?! *runs off to find him*

*with me and Soul*

Me: Soul Soul! If you see Maka, run like hell!

Soul: Why? She on her period or something?

Me: No.. Uh long story short, we prank called Maka, telling her that you ordered 9 boxes of condoms and that you were a fist pumpin' sex addict. We also delivered those boxes to her, and she's off to kill you.

Soul: What? Cool guys like me don't need that much sex!

Maka: THERE YOU ARE! *points to Soul*

Soul: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! *runs away*

Me: Ooops.

*back with Mad Sin & Miki*

Miki: Ha! That was fun. It's going to be hard to beat..

Mad Sin: We're geniuses.

J-N: That was great. Excellent service. 10/10.

Me: Agreed. With all of you. Hope you enjoyed out first prank-call! Don't be afraid to join in and suggest someone to prank-call!

First Prank-Call! Amazing! Stick around for more ;)

- Suni （＾◇＾）