Miki: Hi! Suni's having a pretty bad day so I thought I'd do the intro.
Mad Sin: *pokes me with a stick* Stop being emo and get up, or I'll kick you.
Me: *floods tears everywhere*
J-N: :( Let's make a special prank-call for Suni.
Miki: What happened Suni-Chan?
Me: THEY SAW MY BOOBS
Miki: :O who?
Me: You know F12?
Miki: The key on the keyboard or your insane clone?
Me: My insane clone *sob sob*
Miki: Ohhh yeah..
Me: :/ Well she was running around pretending to be me and she showed Black*Star Death The Kid & Soul Evans her boobs which are identical to my boobs :'(
Miki: :O Oh my god!
Me: *sob* 😓😭
Mad Sin: *kicks me multiple times in the back* Die emo scum! (Cookie if you get the reference)
J-N: Name one of your favourite characters.
Me: Alphonse Elric....
J-N: Then we'll prank-call Edward! :D
Me: .... What's in it for me?
J-N: You'll get to meet them.
Me: *Jumps up* :D WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
J-N: Yay! Sin, you take the call.
Mad Sin: *Dials Edward Elric*
Edward: Hello?
Mad Sin: *Manly British Voice* Hello, is this Edward Elric?
Edward: Yes..
Mad Sin: Good. I'm an investigator and I've recently been looking through Roy Mustang's draws.
Edward: -_- isn't that snooping?
Mad Sin: Not at all! As I was saying, I've been looking through Roy Mustang's draws and I found some reviling pictures.
Edward: *raises eyebrow* Like what?
Mad Sin: Riza Hawkeye in a bikini, A Boku No Pico (did I spell that right?) DVD and some of you. *whisper* Shirtless.
Edward: 😳 WHAT?!!!
Mad Sin: I know! That anime is terrible! And Riza, well goodness!
Edward: WHY. DOES. HE. HAVE. PHOTOS. OF. ME. LIKE. THAT.
Alphonse: Brother, what's wrong?
Edward: *drops phone with jaw wide open* *Walks off*
Alphonse: *picks up phone* Hello?
J-N: *takes phone* I'm so sorry sir, but we're going to have to send the girl of your dreams over to comfort your brother and take your fancy.
Alphonse: What happened?
J-N: The girl of your dreams will tell all. *hangs up* Suni, go!
Me: Aye! B-but I'm nervous.
Miki: Stay natural, you can do it! 😁👍
Me: Well okay then..
*With the Elrics*
Me: H-h-hi..
Alphonse: Hi, are you the one here to help brother.
Me: *shaky nod* Y-yes.
Alphonse: Oh, are you cold?
Me: N-no *blush*
Alphonse: That's good.
Edward: *walks over with jaw still wide open*
Me: Uh um *looks at ground* Don't worry Edward! It was a prank! Roy Mustang is probably not perving on you.
Edward: Probably?!
Me: Well, most likely. I'm sorry, it happened because I wanted to meet Alphonse cause I had a really bad day :'( *starts bawling*
Alphonse: Don't cry! It's not your fault. *hugs me*
Me: *blushes* Ar hm mrph uerm lrrn asdfghjkl; I love you. 😳❤
Alphonse: 😊 I like you too.
Me: *Faints*
Alphonse: 😦 ! Oh no!
Edward: ;_; I'm out of here.
*Back with Miki, Mad Sin & J-N*
Miki: :D That was AWESOME! And so cute ❤
J-N: 😊 Yeah, it sure was.
Mad Sin: UGH. TOO MUSHY. IM GONNA GO PUKE BYE.
J-N & Miki: Bye! *waves* ✋👋
Hope you enjoyed! Sorry if it's bad I wrote it pretty late at night :/
- Suni (・ω・)ノ
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