Context: this came from a random-ass writing exercise. WARNING: this shizz gets CRAZY!! This is a preview but idk if I'm ever gonna write the full book.
David Cameron was an ordinary, lying, greedy politician until the day he was summoned to Killachter Meadow. There, a judgement was made that he would never forget... This scene is from the third night of the Camerons staying in Killachter Meadow, when David thinks it’s all safe, but where things begin to go wrong.
“David Cameron!” a voice boomed from the shadows. The meadow was silent as David began to think how in the living hell he was going to escape this.
“David Cameron!” the voice bellowed a second time. David decided that was it and bolted for the car, but his shoulders were grabbed by something. He let out a blood-curdling scream, trying to make out his assailant through the fog of the darkness. Some sort of light was switched on, but it only turned the attacker’s face into a silhouette – that was when he really began to panic.
“Do you know why you are here!?” The oddly familiar, although slightly distorted, voice barked. David shook his head quickly and wrinkled his nose in disgust, starting to feel sick from the strange smell emanating from behind his captor. “I have come to –“that was when he vomited right at the mysterious stranger’s feet. His captor was outraged.
“Peasant, you shall not vomit in my presence! I am the mighty Clegg, and I have come to pass judgement on you!” That was when everything fell into place, and fear was mostly replaced by anger.
“Nick!? What the hell!?” David yelled, bemused at his deputy’s behaviour. Meanwhile Barack Obama, who had also been summoned nearby, saw the scene unfold and was planning on how to save his dear friend.
“I do not know this ‘Nick’ of which you speak! I am the mighty Clegg, and all shall tremble before me!”
“Nuh-uh, sister!” Michelle Obama appeared in a cloud of sass, and the Clegg knew he would be defeated unless serious action was taken. Barack watched in annoyance – Michelle always had to have the spotlight. Meanwhile, the Clegg was beginning to increase in size...
“Do not sass me! I am the Clegg! I am invincible! I am mighty! I am unstoppable!”
“So was yo mama!” Barack retorted, a smug smile appearing on his face. A small crack appeared in the Clegg’s still expanding skin, but his expression turned to one of pure rage.
“Cameron, the time for judgement has come! Prepare for destruction!” David started to sprint as the Clegg began its attack.
“NOOOOOO! Don’t hurt Davey!” Barack yelled, standing between David and the Mighty Clegg, who was now tripling in size.
“Your friend cannot save you now!” it roared, and Obama let out a feeble whimper as he was absorbed by the ever-growing Clegg.
“1 million new jobs!!!”Nick growled mightily. The phrase shocked the hearts of those who heard it, and for David and Michelle, it was the last thing they would hear the Clegg say...
“Why didn’t we visit a library....?” David whispered sadly, as he too was engulfed.
