"TenTen" Sasuke was the way To Washington
"TenTen" Sasuke sighed.
"Yes chicken-little"
"My I ask why you call me that"
"Yes my good sir you may" TenTen said in a British accent.
"Well the chicken part is because you're hair looks like a chicken and or ducks ass" TenTen said like she was teaching a young child something very important.(while still using the British accent)
"And the little part is because a little birdy told me your lacking in some departments and you're a coward" TenTen said formally with a shit eating grin upon her features.
Naruto giggles in the background.
Sasuke confused.
"Damn That Uchiha pride makes that clan slow." TenTen muttered.
~
Somewhere Madara coughed
"Dude she just said you had a tiny dick". Said piped up informatively.
Sasuke looked then angered.This caused Naruto to loose his shit completely.
I-I w-what THATS NOT FUCKING TRUE" Sasuke roared.
"Whoever gave you that false information will pay."
~
Somewhere in the Uchiha household Shisui sneezed,grinning like a maniac.
"Hey 'tachi. I wonder if Sasuke found out about us tellin TenTen 'the thing'
"You mean the tomato incident" Itachi raised an eyebrow.
Shisui facepalmed. "YOU DO REALIZE SHE WAS THERE FOR THAT RIGH"
"You're the fucking clan prodigy and you can't even remember that"
"Wrong universe shisui"
"NOPE BITCH IM A NINJA WOOPEEE"
Shisui then he jumped out the fucking window.
This caused Itachi to sweatdrop
"You do realize we're on the ground floor right"
"I can't hear you" shisui yelled from somewhere in a tree.
