Christmas
"Quan hurry up and get here!" I said
We was on FaceTime
"Aight damn we coming!" Quan said hanging up
I call him back
"Yes?" He said
"Don't be hanging up on me!" I said hanging up
"Y'all are so cute" my cousin Alexis said
"Thanks" I said
London and Nicki was already here, we was just waiting on the boys. Next time I'm tell him to come two hours early; maybe than they will be on time.
"Michelle, where they at?" MJ said
I open my mouth to say but close it.
Babyzaddy🤪🍆: Open the door
I let them in and they look like be smoking.
"Wassam?" Quan said smiling
I just roll my eyes
Everybody was took a sit and began opening present. KD give me his first. In it was two onesies, the first one said "does this diaper makes my butt look big?" and other said "I'm not just milk drunk, I'm tit faced." Which the guys think so funny. Ben gives his next, in it was some baby stuff and a necklace that said "Itenyah" .
"Nigga you just had to copy me!" KD said
"Bruh what you talking about?" Ben said
"I got her necklace with KD on it, you get her a necklace with Itenyah"
They started arguing, so YB give me his. It was two Jordan's onesies; one was pink and the other was baby blue. Leaky give his next, it was gift card to Baby R Us. London and Nicki already give me their.
"It's outside" Quan said smiling
We walk outside to see an brand new Audi.
"Omg thank you so much!" I said hugging him
"Nigga always gotta out do us!" KD said mugging him
We went back and Leaky give his. It
was blue MCM bag full of baby stuff. Baby Joe brought two boxes of diapers.
"So what's your name beautiful?" KD said
"Alexis" she said blushing
"Don't do it, your kids gonna have big ears" YB said
"Mane I know you not talking. Your baby mama's head big like the Eiffel Tower"
Everybody burst out laughing
"All she gotta do is head but a bitch and she's win" Baby Joe said
The whole room was full with laughter.
"She probably been head butting his ass, that's why he got them scars" KD said
Leaky was on the floor crying.
"His next song gonna be like.... this a head song"
Quan was holding his stomach laughing. They had us rolling
"Her head so big, when it's rain...her clothes don't get wet"
"Bitch I'm weak!" London said laughing
"Nah, her head so big she have to get her shirts custom made"
MJ was so laughing so hard, he started coughing
The Next Day
"Wake that ass up!" Quan said snatching the cover off
I groan getting out the bed and walking in my closet to find something wear. After that, I did my morning routine and got dress.
