A Shrek x Raphael Sorel Fanfiction Freestyle Smut

Deck!!!!!

Shrek went to the grocery store to buy grapes. Shrek drove in his Lambo back to his swamp. Shrek was about to enter his room until he saw what he assumed was probably the sexiest vampire lord he ever laid eyes upon. "Shrek-kun. Why do you stand before me?" He asked. "For fuck sake Raphael, stop making me question my sexuality!" Shrek replied.

"Well then Shrek, I'm usually not like this but... please, fuck me.." Raphael wanted the secks.

Shrek said "Yes baby!! I'd fuck you." He accepted, but then he added "No homo" so it's not gay.

Shrek began stripping until his onion could be seen. Raphael stared at the onion in shook and surprise.

A few minutes passed, and Shrek and Raphael did the diddly doo. Shrek's moans were hypnotising, which left Raphael severely blushing and panting. This was the hottest experience of their lives, and both felt tired.

"Shrek.... we should fuck again another day..." said Raphael. "I love you bby" Shrek replied. Both lovers confessed to each other, and slept together a few minutes later.

Author's note - 

I wanna end myself.