INGREDIENTS
¤ 3 eggs of tilapia fish
¤ 3 red ant's feet
¤ 1 drop of pawis ng ipis
¤ 1 drop of ihi ng tipaklong
¤ 3 drops of Santan flower nectar
¤ 3 drops of rainfall during tikbalang's wedding
¤ 2 gumamela
¤ 1 banana heart (puso ng saging)
Tips for collecting ingredients
Use magnifying glass for the ant's feet, use tsani to pluck them. Chase the ipis to make it sweaty, for you to have its pawis. Then make lunod lunod the tipaklong to make it ihi. It really needs a lot of your effort so be patient. This is not kadiri, because di naman ikaw ang iinom.
Then ok, lets begin the procedure.
After collecting the ingredients, check it very well cause if some ingredients are kulang or sobra, it's not effective. This is very simple, get a glass of water or any beverage you would like your special someone to drink. Put the tilapia eggs, ant's feet, pawis ng ipis, ihi ng tipaklong, nectar and rainfall then stir. After that, get your 2 gumamela flower and put one in each of your ear, like Rosalinda. Follow these steps or else the gayuma won't work. The most important part is the spell so here's the magic spell.
TIGIDONG TIGIDONG! DINGDONG! FOOTLONG TIPAKLONG!
Then get the puso ng saging and sing.
UHH! SAGING LANG ANG MAY PUSO! UH UH SAGING LANG ANG MAY PUSO!
Habang kumakanta sabayan ito ng body language, letter by letter.
I LOVE <name of the person you want to gayuma> PLEASE COME TO ME
And tapos na, pwede mo nang ipainom ang iyong gayuma juice sayong crush.
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Must read.
Syempre as you all expected, the gayuma making is not true. It's a bluff, false, a joke! Wala talaga akong alam sa witchcraft, i'm not a witch, wala din akong kilalang witch. All I know are some tips to make your crush like you too. So lets start!
¤ Make yourself presentable, comb your hair, magpulbo, magpabango, magsuot ng maayos. Pero wag masyadong ipahalata na nagpaganda o nagpapogi ka talaga, dapat hindi "ang ganda mo ngayon"/"ang gwapo mo ngayon" ang sasabihin sayo ng mga kaibigan mo, kundi "blooming ka ngayon ah". This is the first tip, to attract your special someone.
¤ If they're not attracted sa ganda mo, you can do it with your actions. Kung madaldal kang tao, use it in a way na may sense, i mean magpakitang gilas ka gamit ang kadaldalan mo, kung sa school, magrecite ka ng magrecite, itanong mo lahat ng gusto mong itanong sa teacher kahit pati anong kinain nito sa lunch, itanong mo. More papuri sayo ng ibang tao, more chance na magkakainterest sayo ang crush mo. Kung quiet type ka naman, or shy type, do good in academics or kahit sa art o sa sewing class nyo. Syempre it can make him notice you and possibly approach you para magpaturo. Kung wa ka talaga 'say' sa pag aaral or sobrang tamad ka talaga mag aral. Do good in sports. Kung hindi pa din, maging mabait ka nalang, maging mabuting kaibigan, maging mabuting tao. Kung tamad kang mag-aral, walang hilig sa sport at masama kang tao, umasa ka nalang sa next tip.
¤ Kung wala pa din silang pake sayo, idaan mo nalang sa appeal mo. Baka gusto ng crush mo yung may pagka'bad' ayaw nya ng 'good' kaya be astig, be fearless, act maangas pero wag naman yung mang aaway ka ha. Wag naman din sapilitang magmamaangas ka, yung natural lang. Sipain mo yung trashcan kunyari mainit ulo mo, sapakin mo yung classmate mo, kunyari naalibadbaran ka sa pagmumuka nya, pero joke lang yun. Maging maangas lang sa paggalaw, wag kang gagawa ng masama, ok? Siguradong ikatturn off yun ng crush mo.
¤ Kung wala pa din, it's time na ikaw na ang mag approach sa kanya. Wag na wag iseseduce o aakitin ang crush gamit ang legs, cleavage o some private parts of your body. Kung you like dirty relationship with your crush, sige go! Bahala ka na sa buhay mo! Wag na wag din ipakitang desperado ka, stalking is okay but not too much. Pwede mo syang iapproach, like "uy pakopya ng assignment", "uy pahiram ng notes", "uy turuan mo naman ako sa math." after nun, feel comfortable while talking to him. This can make him comfortable with you too, so go on. You can also use "Teasing technique", yung madalas na pang aasar sa crush mo, hanggang sa komportable na kayong mag uusap nyan.
¤ At kung wala pa din talaga, di pa din kayo close ng crush mo pagkatapos gawin ang mga tips ko. Let's go to the extreme! Wake up early, get your pipino(cucumber) and put it in your face, pero syempre dapat hiwain mo muna nang maninipis bago ilagay sa muka. Kung walang pipino, use white of the egg. Leave it for 20 minutes or more and then maligo ka na tapos go on your normal routine. During that day, you need to see your crush, ah no! you need to talk to her or him... in private! Dapat kayong dalawa lang. Tel him/her:
"I have something to tell you.."
"What is it?"
"It's very important!"
"What about it?"
"You really need to know this."
"What? Tell me."
Okay.. In tagalog(Napasarap ako sa pag eenglish) para naman mas kapanipaniwala, alangan naman mag englishan kayo, ang weird nun, except nalang kung di marunong magtagalog yung crush mo or may english policy sa school nyo.
"May sasabihin ako sayo"
"Ano yun?"
"Sobrang mahalaga 'to"
"Anong tungkol dun?"
"Kailangan mo na talaga 'tong malaman"
"Ano? Sabihin mo sakin."
"Matagal ko na 'tong kinikimkim sa sarili ko."
"Sabihin mo na!"
"Wag ka sanang magugulat pag nalaman mo"
"Ano nga yun?!"
at kung pwede pa ay pahabain mo pa ang usapan nyo, hanggang sa nagmumurahan na kayong dalawa! At kung sawa ka na sa pagpaligoy ligoy mo ng usapan. Bitawan mo na ang mga salitang "GUSTO KITA!".
Is'nt it romantic to confess your love that way? Feeling confident with your face(dahil nilagyan ng pipino or egg white nung umaga kaya feeling maganda na at gwapo) and having that nervous feeling all over your body while preparing to say the "GUSTO KITA" words. Syempre your crush also will feel kilig, they will find you cute, lalo na kapag utal-utal ka pang magsalita sa sobrang kaba, and it means you are sincere. Ah eh teka! Only boys can do this tip! Pero kung mapilit ang mga girls, you can try this out. Pero boys and girls, beware pa din kung anong magiging result, it's either success or failed(gusto nya sayo o ayaw nya sayo).
¤if he/she rejects you, don't feel sad, maybe they're just shocked. Don't give up! People with great courage are the persons who got most of what they like.
¤ And for this last tip, if he/she doesn't like you(to the bones) then it's time to move on. Siguro some of you doesn't want to but you need to. Di mo kayang pilitin ang taong ayaw magpapilit. Marami namang iba dyan na magugustuhan ka rin, o malay mo may ibang tao din na nagbabasa nito para gayumahin ka. Diba?
