Dylan Sprouses Nudes? -Written By Reece

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Ello! I want to call you all Tyliens. (Ty + Aliens = Tyliens.)

xD You are now forever known as that~ ^-^

Let meh introduce my amazing self!

The names Angelica, but most people call meh Reece~

I work as a part time Rainbow Ninja~

And a part time DARK KILLER ASSASSAIN!

BAM!

Lawl, okay so hello again...

UNICORNS AND LLAMACORNS WHICH IS BETTER?

DON'T ANSWER.

CUZ IT'S LLAMACORNS.

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DOLPHINS

You know what Dolphins remind me of?

Penguins.

You know what Penguins remind me of?

Luke Hemmings.

And I think we can all agree,

LUKE HEMMING IS FUCKING HAWT AS HELL!

AND DAMN THAT BOY CAN SING! ^0^

Hey, you remember when Dylan Sprouse's nudes were released?

Yeah.

Well, anyone who just now is watchin The Suite Life on Deck/ The Suite Life of Zack and Cody are probably cowering behind they're parents legs.

But anyone who grew up watching the Suite Life are like:

"Daaayyyuuumm! Boy matured like a fine wine! Mhm. *Snaps fingers in Z formation"

(Anyone get the BOMB.com reference? No, okay.)

Lawl. Okay, I'm leaving.

By Tyliens! -Reece! xxx

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