Swing set

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"Lonely, vaguely pedophiliac swing set seeks the butts of children," I said.

He laughed. " that's why."

"what?"

"That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophiliac? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are."

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