Deadpool X Male! Reader

Too Lazy To Give A Title (Deadpool's POV)

Deadpool's POV - 7:11 am

Y/N went and got us a hotel room for a week using what I assume to be Tim's debit card and fake names. He turned to me. I lying stretched out on his couch.

"Hey umm... Deadpool?" He hesitantly asked me.

"Please, call me Wade but yeah Y/N?"

"I... don't know how to drive, can you drive us to the hotel? Also you'll need to change into something... less conspicuous. You can borrow my clothes."

I looked at the [short height] male and realised and obvious problem. His clothes would be way to small for my awesome tallness.

"Yeah, I'll drive. But also there's no way I can fit in your clothes... You're too shor- I mean vertically challenged."

He frowned and seemed to consider his shortness.

" I guess you can wear Tim's clothes, he's closest to your height." He suggested.

I sighed. "Fine. I only have to wear his shit when we're in public, right?" I asked hoping that he would agree.

He smiled and nodded. I turned and went and got dressed in a red flannel and grey hoodie and jeans. When I came out of Tim's room I looked at him. He turned away probably with a bright blush because of my supreme hotness. You agree right Ash?

A/N: I'm not telling you Wade. You'll just have to wait and see.