Puffy_Bunny hops around in the green fields of the Eggroll kingdom rulde by the fair King and Queen pudgykerstin and Eterno_Multack (you can find lala_ftw crying in a corner over their divorce). Puffy has always lived a relatively comfortable life in the Eggroll kingdom as she burned enemy forces to a crisp and listened to the pitiful cries for mercy as they watched their own comrades be bruttaly murdered before drawing their own last breath. Ah, the atmosphere is truly so blissful here in the world of mcpvp.
As Puffy_Bunny approaches the flower field she hears Birdgirl24's squacking. The queen is summoning Puffy! Puffy_Bunny turns on her paw and she rushes back to the castle and once she enters she finds that the rest of the Genetic soldiers are already there. She sheepishly smiles with a small blush and mixes in with the line-up quickly, ending up standing next to MonkeyCyclops. His large eye blinks at her slowly as he shakes his head.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Eterno_Multack catches their attention, "A threat is approaching - The Ham Kingdom's army is planning an attack against us!" He announces and a murmur arises from the crowd. "We must prepare for battle with haste! Dismiss!" Eterno orders and the room clears.
Puffy_Bunny gathers her explosive arrows and her Pyro bow. She feels confident in herself, although she wasn't really aware of there even being a Ham kingdom. She starts to wonder what her enemy's like, and who is the ruler. But there's no time for pondering now. Puffy_Bunny exits the castle with the rest and they gather by the edges of their kingdom's walls. Their military leader, Quarrelt, shines dramatically in the sunlight. Birdgirl24 flaps her wings in the sky, watching for oncoming enemies. Everyone stands their in tense silence and Puffy draws back her arrow, ready to shoot at any moment now. Any... moment...
"The Annihilation army is approaching! Their leader Miskey is with them and... and..." Birdgirl24 cuts off near the end of her sentence.
"And what, Bird?" Quarrelt asks.
"Th-Their king is with them! PolarizedHam9000 is in the front with Miskey!" Birdgirl24 informs them and everyone looks at each other confusedly. What was their king doing out in the battle fields?! Suddenly, Birdgirl24 is shot out of the sky.
"Bird!" Quarrelt shouts.
"I-I'm fine..." Birgirl24 says, raising a hand to halt whomever would try to help her back up, "Th-They have an archer." Bird says before passing out.
Puffy_Bunny's forehead scrunches up.
"Everyone!" Quarrelt shouts, "Charge!!" She cries and everyone runs forwards towards the Anni army.
Puffy_Bunny stops earlier than the others to release an arrow. Its fiery tip soars through the sky, trailed by stray sparks. It explodes in the middle of their army, blasting some of the soldiers off of their horses. She takes another arrow out of her quiver, ready to shoot another before she catches PolarizedHam's eyes. How... undoubtebly handsome he is. PolarizedHam9000 seems to catch her eye and he flashes her a mischevious smile, making her heart thump. 'Wh-What is this?' She asks herself.
"Puffy! Pay attention!" Quarrelt says.
"Oh -- right!" Puffy_Bunny fumbles with her next arrow and releases it but it falls short, hitting Rigbin4's butt. He bellows like a whale and runs around as his butt catches fire. Puffy cringes, "Sorry!" She yells to him.
Puffy_Bunny then looks forward again and suddenly realizes that PolarizedHam9000 has parked his stallion before her. She looks around. Somehow, her comrades have failed to notice the breach. Puffy_Bunny looks into his face and gulps. How radiant his grin is against the sun. "You're coming with me." Ham says and stretches out his pig hoof. Puffy stares at it for a moment.
"Wh-Why?" Puffy_Bunny asks.
"Because I came here to find the fairest lady of all to make my bride, and it looks like I've found her," He smiles, "What's a king without his queen?"
Puffy_Bunny blinks slowly and her cheeks deepen a shade before hesitantly placing her paw on his hoof.
They then ride off into the sunset. That night, peace came between the lands of the Ham and Eggroll kingdoms. PolarizedHam9000 later gave birth to 55 bunny-pigs after they innevitably got married which Puffy_Bunny and he agreed on naming them all Squantonias and they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
