Who am I?

Chapter 1: Kindergarten

           Hey I'm Patricia and this is my life ! I going to tell you my life story! Lets start off with 5 year old Patricia. Now at this point I'm going to tell you that . I was a clueless kid that was in kindergarten. I mean come on, when we were that age we didn't know what we were doing with are life. Like be real with me, at the age of 5. Were you a smart kid who knew how to spell amazing. If you could spell that word at the age...just wow. Your better then me by 1000.  Okay I'm getting off the story, but still just think about it. Let get this story started.

           Okay so it was the first day of school, when Baby Patricia was all cute and not dirty. I got my Bribe backpack, My pink ponytails, and my favorite shirt! And my inner self though, I look amazing ,all the girls will become my friend because I just look amazing! When in reality the I was the biggest weirdo in the class. ANYWAYS...

           When I first went inside that colorful room, I hind behind my mom. Like good job Baby Patricia! The first thing that comes in your small little brain is to hind be hide your mom! *slaps my face* Just great! Yup! I sure was a smart kid back then! After like 30 mins of standing be hide my mom. She finally get s me to sit on the carpet. Which some how felt a jail! Just like think it like this" Okay kid stay in this spot for the whole day". That's what I felt like happened.But I never think she said that. So I was daydreaming I think. I really don't know what happened back then, that was a long time ago.

          As I sat down and look around the place like the weirdo I was. I saw this girl, she looked about like me. Asian! Yup she also had black hair with pigtails and little Patricia's head said "  Why does this girl have "MY" hairstyle". May I just say this again "MY". Once again I wanted to slap myself for thinking that the hairstyle was mine! LIKE BOY GET SOME HELP! SO I just staired at this girl for the whole class.  I felt like I made her day by looking at her, for a long time. And I wound like to point out that. How did I not get into big trouble. The little bad girl in me ;). WATCH OUT GIRLS THEIRS A BAD GIRL IN TOWN! ( I need help)

(Fast Forward to Lunch) (I'm too lazy to put the rest of the story xD)

        Like the weirdo I was I sat by my self in the hallway. In Canada we eat in the hallways cuz why not. Okay really don't know why we eat in the hallway. Anyway because I'm an Filipino girl I wound have rice and pork or something with meat. I'm sorry to my readers who don't eat meat. Anyway by to the point were I just eat my meal. Anything I ate at home, I wound pack in a boxed container. I wound get my fork and spoon. Yes to all then people who don't eat there meals with rice. RICE IS THE HOLY FOOD IN THE PHILIPPINES! Anyways as I was eating my pork, I saw a girl. And after a bit of staring and looking. I notice that it was the same girl in my class. The one I was looking at for most of the time. That girl. Now the next move is unpredictable.

You: You sa-

Me: I SAT NEXT TO HER!

        I know you didn't see that coming! I so sorry to the people who were going to say that. I feel bad now oh well! Back to me sitting next to the girl I looked at for hours. And plus by the way I'm not gay for her! SO I sat there for like 20 mins, then finally said something to her. Like about dam time Patricia. Good job boy! I slow clap to you. The thing I said to her was hi. HI?! OK after 20 mins you say hi. Nothing like you look nice to day or anything else?!

Me: And guess what happens next?

You: She sa-

Me: SHE SAID HI BACK!

        Your mind is blown! Once again I'm sorry to the people. I hope that your not triggered. After a bit of talking she became my best friend. Plus her name is SAMMY! And to this day were still very close friends. All though shes on the there side of Canada, we still good. I love that girl like if she was me sister. I told her everything. And yes this just became a  become a very cheesy BFF story real fast. Get ready for it. Anyway I not doing that. It's just way to gross for me. I'm not saying that she's gross ,I just hate reading that stuff. I'm sorry to the people who enjoy readying that. 

       I'm trying my best to remember stuff from Kindergartner which is kind of hard okay?! Try its your self. And now I feel like 50% of my reads are saying I can remember everything! I just hope more then one person read this "book" that's online. Just like give me 5 mins. and Ill think of something, kind of. I think, just give me a second!

5 years later....

       I remembered something after a bit...anyways. Your girl was a shipper every since kindergarten ,yes. That's a very young age and I'm happy about it, kind of. I need to be for sure about my life. There's too many true facts ,help me. Anyway. Wow I say that word way too much and your thinking the same thing. I'm not saying it.  Since I didn't know the words crush or liked at that point. I always said l love. That was the only word I knew. Cuz you wound say "I love you mom/dad". So if my friend or a classmate liked someone. I wound say "Trinity  Loves Ken!". And yes I know love is a very strong word. It's a VERY strong word to use. I don't know why I used it. I need help when I was young and free and dumb.I really don't remembered anything else. I'm sorry boys I tried my best.( And to this Point I still need help! :P)

TO BE CONTINUED...