I walk into joeys house
( we've been friends for 17 years I think I can walk into his house without knocking shh )
" joey " I yell in the house with no answer.
" this bitch told me to come with no one home " I say to myself getting mad
" whatever " I say running up to his room and plopping down right away and turning on the tv and put on greys anatomy. forever my favorite show. me & joey are on season six episode 14 ( aye bitch I am too restarting hoes🤩 ) but he doesn't even watch it he just sits there on his phone so he won't care.
I fell my eyes lids getting heavier so I turn of the tv and get comfortable in his big ass king bed.
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" lexi " I hear someone say shaking me
" ALEXIS " I hear them yell.
" what " I whine still tired as fuck.
" let's talk about the rules " joey smile innocently
" you just woke me up from my nap for fucking rules. RULES JOEY " I say yelling the last part
" gee I'm sorry " he says laughing
" but rules okay so.
rule 1: don't fall for me and I won't fall for you
rule 2: kissing. hugging. cuddle. like a real couple. in public.
rule 3: just tell everyone we're dating.
rule 4: sit with me at lunch
rule 5: go to my football games.
rule 6: wear my jersey all day Friday and at the game that night
rule 7: we have to say I love you even in public
rule 8: and lastly name calling like babe baby princess babygirl " he says.
" oh and tomorrow is Friday so here " he says handing me his red and white jersey.
" do I have to where it " I pout
" yes now bye I love you " he says kissing my pouty lip
" even by ourselfs we have to kiss joey " I whine
" yes sorry not sorry babe " he smiles
I walk downstairs with him following me
" nice ass " he says smacking it
" joey no rule about that " I say pointing my finger at him
" well I should make it one " he smiles
" no you shouldn't " I smile back innocent and sarcastic as we make it to the door
" once again bye babe I love you " he says hugging me and a quick peck smiling
" bye I love you too " I smile
" YOU GUYS ARE DATING " I hear Jen yell from the kitchen
" I told you drew you owe me $50 " soph says yelling and laughing
" you guys bet on us " joey says yelling
" bye guys " I say laughing
" bye I love you " I hear them all yell.
what did I get myself into.
