My second fanfic about Naruto

Chapter two

Umpire: Okay! What an interesting match that was! But there are 6 more groups to see battling! So grasp you popcorn and chillax while I tell you about the next contestants. First are the Water Lily's! Lilian Ryo, as a water ninja being a healer! And Raian Ryo, as a water ninja behind an attacker! Fighting against, the Park rangers! Chi Min being as a rice ninja being an attacker! Even though he looks like a child, he's actually older than your hidden vegetable stack under your bed! Pido Failu as a leaf ninja being an attacker! Buguru Pikuru preferred to as Pikuru as a sand ninja being an attacker! Now that's some variety! Let the battles begin!

The audience cheers in excitement. Naruto came into the front office of the stadium and signs his name, Sakura's and Sasuke's in. Sasuke accepts but not Sakura, still though Sasuke's said yes so she said yes.

Lilian performs a water jutsu. Pillars of hot water plop out of the ground.
"Bet you can't get through my water fountains of death little boy!" Lilian smirked creepily. Chi Min squeezes his eyebrows together, angered by her calling him a 'little boy'. Behind Chi min's back is his barrel of rice given to him by a homeless man, who though it was crack. This gave Chi min an opportunity to unleash his warm up special attack, especially if there is hot water. But he wasn't going to use that so quickly. He then took 50 pieces of rice out of his barrel and used his chakra to throw it all the way to Lilian's eyes in an alarming speed. This of course blinded Lilian temporarily and stopped her from using the death pillars. It gave Pido an advantage. He rushed behind Lilian who couldn't see anything, and used his special attack.
"Front hip thrust no jutsu!" He exclaimed. Lilian then fell forwards onto the ground, totally confused of the jutsu he did.
"What the hell kind of jutsu was that?!" She yelled almost cracking her voice. She then jumped from the soft voice of Pido right beside her ear. His breath gave her goosebumps.
"Surprise, 64 Front hip thrust no jutsu," His raspy voice creeped her even more. Her nose cracked because of his hip thrust. He was hip thrusting her in all kinds of places, the pain was too much to bear. Raian of course, couldn't stand watching his fiancè getting assaulted in such a manner. He tried to run to his love, but a rice wall stopped him. Pikuru then surprise kicked him in the ribs.
"Urk!" He inhales.
"Raian! Help!" Lilian cried. Raian then used his special attack..
"Iron strap no jutsu!" Raian said, trying to breathe. Iron straps then flew into the Park Rangers necks and other limbs and held them down into the ground right beside each other. Chi Min being in the middle and Right to left was Pido and Pikuru.
"Oh!~" Pido moaned. Chi Min looked at him disgusted, but sad.
"This is it guys! I though only wearing white underwear will bring me good luck, but Pido was wrong! It only made me look stupid!" Pikuru confessed. Lilian then recharged her pillars of death, slowly. She wanted them to feel the pain like she did.
"That was the truths. Pikuru-chan, I just wanted to see that sweet and succulent body of yours~mMMMmmm," he said softly.
       "You guys are sooo gay. Ain't that right honey? Ho-honey!" She turned behind her, widening her eyes. The rice was finally out of her eyes. Raian layed on the floor, passed out.
       "God dammit Raian!" She yelled, tears almost coming out of her eyes. Turning to the three she yelled.
       "You... It's all your fault!" She yelled from across the field, fastening the pillars.
       "No guys! This ain't it! Let's use our super special! Together!" Chi Min excited them. They all looked at each other and nodded. Pido's head magically appeared as a unicorn, and he hip thrusted at fast as he could.
       "HOrsE thrUSt No JuTSUUUUUUuuuuUu!!!" He ~~'ed.
       "Mochi rice transformation jutsu!" Chi Min exclaimed, passing through the metal strap like a liquified mochi.
       "Surprise special! Underwear rain jutsu!" Pikuru squealed. Some of the underwear fell on the face of Lilian. Pido hip thrusted so much that he broke the metal strap and hip thrusted Lilian on the head. She couldn't see anything because of the underwear that was for some reason sandy, and  tries to take out her kunai, but what she took out instead were a pear of underwear.
       "Surprise!" Pikuru screamed into Lilian's ear.
       "Ah!" Lilian tries to back away from Pikuru, and accidentally hits her head onto Pido's front thrust. Rice then constantly hit her in ticklish areas, making her crouch into a ball. She couldn't take it anymore, until a squishy feeling came to her shoes. Then up to her cheeks, her noticing the trap!
       "Mochi trap no jutsu! Harden no jutsu!" Chi min exclaimed, leaving her with the final fatality blow. Lilian couldn't move anymore, trapped inside a harden Mochi trap, making it a win for the Park Rangers!

Umpire: Ladies and gentlemen! Lo and behold, the winners of this match!

The crowd claps their hand and laugh because of the occurrences.