Spells and Potions

The Begining

"WAKE UP MONKEY!" Someone screamed in my ear and I swear I felt my ears bleed. I probably looked like I had a seizure the way I twitched and rolled off the bed. I popped up my head only to see my brother laughing like a maniac on the floor.

"Really!? Are you serious you retarded seal!" I screamed and threw a pillow at him as he stood up.

"What? All I did was wake you up for school I was just looking out for my pet monkey.." He said innocently as he walked over to me and ruffled my hair.

"Wow thanks for your concern big bro, but I'm pretty sure making me deaf won't help!" I screamed at him.

"What ever get your monkey butt up or you'll be late." He said and walked out.

I sighed and sat at the bottom of my bed on the floor.As I sat I rolled on my side and laid on my belly. I honestly didn't want to go. I mean I know Charlet will be their but so will Chelsea. She hates my guts and the feeling is very mutual.

I just-

"What. The. Sparkly. Unicorns. Is. That!!!!!!"

Some type of alien, zombie apocalypse, demon, UFO,glowing, supernatural stuff is happening under my bed and that's not freaking normal.

I stood up and looked around my room. I got a broom stick that was casually lying on the side of my door and put it under my bed to try to see if I poke anything.

Guess what happened?

It disintegrated. What's up with that!?
(Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents reference, the Easter bunny that always tries to make jokes and says What's up with that. Sorry I just had to I thought about it while writing)

Ok. Ok. Ok. Alright. Ok. Alright. Ok.

O FREAKING K!!!!

Ok. I'm alright. I'm just a little crazy and I'm imagining things. That is absolutely it. Wait this is taking to long I'm going to be late!

I looked out the window and saw the sun wasn't even up. What time did my . brother even wake me up. I looked at my clock and...Oh.My.God.

It's 3am!!

We'll at least I know I'm not going to waste time. I'll get him back for this I'll just get a early start on the day.

Sigh

I slowly slid my hand under the bed and I felt something. It felt like a stick and...and a book?

I pulled it from under my bed. It says... spell book?

The book wouldn't open so I started hitting it against the wall.

"Abracadabra!"

"Uhh.. Expecto Patronum!"

"Pork fried rice and-"

"What..are..you..DOING!"

I slowly turned around to see my brother, father, and mother standing in my door way, arms folded. I believe my brother was the one who interrupted me.

"Ordering Chinese food?" I said in more of a questioning manner.

"Ha Ha Ha! Your frickin hilarious I don't know if your aware but people are-" He stopped screaming and looked at what was in my hand, and slowly started to smile. My parents followed his gaze and suddenly didn't look upset but happy beyond belief. My mother ran over to me and hugged the life out of me.

"Finally!" She screamed.

"It's about time I mean I get your a late bloomer but jeez." My brother Chris said.