The Steampunk Emperor (male steampunk reader x highschool dxd)

Chapter 9 : Rating Game

Hey guys extra long chapter
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- at the arena-

(Y/n): "Ok, so Kokeno And Issei you will go scout up ahead. Kiba and Akeno you will both take our flanks. Rias, me, Asia and Raynare will go straight in and reek havoc on those sons of bitches. Everyone know what's going on?!"

All: "uhh raa"

(Y/n): "Everybody ready!?"

All: "uhh raa!"

(Y/n): "Rias, Raynare lead the way!"

(Anyone who gets that reference will get a free vote on all their stories [this coupon is no longer valid the last person to get this has been randomly chosen I'm sorry have a nice day 😊] I feel like a flight attendant...)

I then run out of the office we were positioned in until we got to the other side of the courtyard. Then we encountered Riser on the roof...

(Y/n): "Wow, I was gonna get Wendy's But KFC is cool too, hehe"

Riser: "Grrr. I'll take care of the kid first..."

(Y/n): "hehe, Hugo No.88."

Hugo: "ok partner!"

The gauntlets are summoned and a blue pill was dispensed onto my palm. I ate it and I glowed blue with whole white eyes. He blinked and I was gone.

Riser: "huh?"

(Y/n): "Peekaboo, Bitch"

I literally did fists Of fury on his back ending it with a kick in the ass sending him flying forward. Rias then shot him with destruction magic, perfect man I'm a good teacher! He was flying to me but i moved out of the way and he hit the gargoyle behind me.

(Y/n): Rias! Asia! Distract him for a few minutes!"

A&R: "Ok!"

I run up to him throwing him to them I then go to the gargoyle.

(Y/n): "This is probably the best part of being a God Piece, hehehe!"

I scanned the gargoyle with my right eye and then put my palm and red energy surrounded it and it sprung to life before looking at me and bowing. I then stuck a gold diamond into its forehead. It screeched in pain for a little while before growing bigger. I basically gave him steroids. He also can't get hurt anymore the only way to get him to die is to take out the diamond. Then I hear.

Moderator: "all of Riser's pawns, one rook and one knight have retired!"

The gargoyle then ran at riser and smashed him through the roof and down into the gym almost hitting Issei and Kokeno.

(Y/n): "Hey Guys!"

Issei: "What the fuck is that?!"

(Y/n): "don't worry he's on our team!"

The gargoyle flew down and grabbed riser and seismic tossed him.

(Basically Charizard's seismic toss in pokken Tournament)

He was slowly healing but groaning in pain.

(Y/n): "Asia forgive me."

Asia: "What?!"

I took Asia's cross of her necklace.

(Y/n): "Fuck That Burns!"

I went up to Riser he was still recovering.

(Y/n): "... Eat this you oversized family bucket!"

(As in the KFC Family Chicken Bucket 🍗)

I stuffed the cross down his mouth as he slowly melted starting with his skin onward. Like that one movie with the adventurer and the coffin...

Moderator: "Riser Phoenix has retired! Rias Gremory Wins!"

All: "Yeah woo!"

The team was high fiving eachover but the. I look over to Riser's ahem 'Harem'. They were crying.

(Y/n): -sigh- "Damit..."

I walk over to them.

(Y/n): "Hey... Everyone..."

They all look at me. Tears in their eyes.

(Y/n): "Why don't you come to me... you all know he treats you like shit..."

They all look at me... I think I just made things more awkward...

Yubelluna/Queen: "Well... he is cute..."

Wtf?!

Ile And Nel/ Pawns: "Can you be our Onii-Chan?!" They day with stars in their eyes...

(Y/n): "uhhh" I scratch the back of my head...

Mira/pawn: "eh Riser was a dick anyway."

Shuriya/pawn: "with such a pretty face... I wanna see what his 'rod' looks like..."

Mihae/Bishop: "You are a god piece I am obligated to follow your orders and worship you...ow that hurt my head."

(Y/n): "please don't say that word you will only feel pain..."

Karlamine/Knight: "I only fight with honor. And from what I read you pieces fight with more than just honor but with passion. I don't mind switching sides..."

Ni & Li/pawns: "Can we sleep on the bed?!"

(Y/n): "Sure, Why not?"

They ran to me and hugged me. I then heard a crack. Yep, That's a Broken bone...

Isabela & Xuelan/Rooks: "The majority agrees so sure."

Siris/Knight: "I'm fine with it..."

Marion & Burent/ Pawns: " Us too!"

Ravel/Bishop: "Really?! Your just gonna give up on riser! Just like that?!"

Yubelluna: "oh come on Ravel... you were talking abo-!"

Ravel then dashed and covered
Yubelluna's mouth while blushing.

Ravel: "Shut Up! I'm fine with it!"

(Y/n): "ok I guess it's settled!"

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Adios Amigos

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