I wanted to buy you a gift for your Birth Day but I couldn't find anything that was worth the friendship between the both of us. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say 'thank you' for being the friend that I never deserved. Don't worry, I got yo...
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Now that I got all that deep stuff off my chest, I would like to tell you why I'm so happy that I have YOU as my best friend. Prepare yourself, because this one will be long...
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1. We can make fun of each other and never take offense. You'll always laugh at me, when I fall and then help me up, you'll always understand my dumb jokes (*Spiderman motion with sound effect 'pffft'*) and when I insult you you'll know I don't mean it, because let's face it, what would an idiot like me do without his other idiot half?
2. I trust you with all my deep secrets, and you trust me with all of yours. You know every embarrassing thing that's happened to me, and I know every weird thing about you. I never hesitate to tell you something, because I know you will take it to your grave. (*sings terribly* got a secret can you keep it, swear this one you'll hold. *doesn't know the lyrics* *mumbling something* taking this one to the grave...you get the idea)
3. You always have my back. If someone is talking shit, you will be there on my defense. You should know that if someone dares to insult you or even say something bad about you in front of me I will not hesitate to cut out their vocal chords and cut their limbs off with them. Or I would take my галош and ги сритам в лицето repeatedly. *innocent smile*
4. You bring out my goofy side. We can talk to each other in weird accents for hours, have spontaneous dance sessions, and take the most ridiculous pictures of one another, just so we can post them later on on Insta. And with just one look you can make me laugh for hours. *winks*
5. You know just how to cheer me up when I'm feeling sad. You always know what to say or what not to say. You know when to leave me alone and when to be stubborn as hell. You know how to make me laugh and forget about my problems and I just don't know how to express how grateful I am for having you *sobs for dramatic effect*
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