My Crazy Brother

If I had another brother I would hate it. I just got a brand new nightie and my brother ruined it. He put it on and now there's a hole in it. My brother is 2. How does he manage to ruin things like this.

In the past week he has ruined:

~ make up by rubbing lipstick on his forehead.

~ a book by scribbling in it

~ crayons by eating them

Unbelievabele. He was so cute when he was a baby. What ever happened was major after that. Sorry got to go he is doing something

Saturday,

Oh god if you ever look up in the dictionary dumb the definition will be William James Parlby. He just got Dads razor and started shaving. There is blood everywhere. He split his lip and cut his cheeks. Got to go. Dinner is up. Smells like satay chicken.

Sunday,

No sleep what so ever. All there was was complaining. From guess who? Will. He wants to sleep in Mum and Dads bed and they won't let him. If you want to hear it imagine a complaining voice and then say PLEASSSSSEEEE! I WON'T SNORE. COME ON. Anyway he is taking a nap and is so silent. Why can't he sleep all the time. Alright bye!

Monday,

Time for school. Will has to go to daycare. He doesn't like anyone there. He sits alone with rubber dinosaurs and creates a battle scene. Anyway off topic now. All the way in the car he was singing under my umbrella-ella-ella. So annoying. Not only that he has his head out the window singing it. So glad I go to school and get away from that.

Ok all I got time for. Please comment and vote.