Bertha looked at the toilet, that held her poop and sighed.
'Why can't my poop be as pretty as Getrudes poop?' She thought in her head.
She took off her beloved wig and wiped her butt. It used to be red, but after wiping her butt with it so many times it turned brown. She didn't know why.
She packed her bag with some perfume that she made herself. She just farted in a spray bottle, but only when her farts smelled delicious.
Dion was there and Bertha giggled while twirling her hair. Poop went on to her fingers and she licked it off.
Gertrude passed her. "Ew your breath smells like farts!" She said.
Bertha cried out poop tears. "MS BUBBLEFARTS SHES BEING RUDE AND IM GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER!"
Ms BUBBLEFARTS walked over to her and lightly patted her head.
She removed her hand.
"Is this chocolate Bertha?" She asked inspecting your hand.
"Chocolate comes out of your butthole rigt?" Bertha asked.
"Yes of course." She said while licking her hand,"this chocolate is very chunky."
Bertha laughed.
Dion came in.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY POOPAS?!" He said while doing a backflip and when he landed he farted.
"THAT WAS AMAZING!" Bertha said in awe.
Okay dats all for today thanks for readig hope u like it
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The Skid-mark of Society
Non-Fiction"DONT PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE!" BERTHA SHOUTED AT DION. "I WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO BECAUSE DOLPHINS RAPE!"
