One morning, Mr.Lime walked in on Mrs.Cheeseburgerbehontis with Mr.Tonguelicksfaces having S.E.X(aka
Secret
Executive
Xylophones)
Mr.Lime screamed and dropped all the groceries on the floor. Limes spilled in every direction. Mr.Lime yelled, "All because I'm a narcissist, doesn't mean I don't love you! Actually.. It does. Byyyeee!" With that Mr.Lime walked out of the room not before stopping to pick up his limes. Then *dramatic pause* he had sex with himself (actually with his mirror. Which is technically himself). That's the end of Mr.Lime. He died by the mirror sex.. It shattered from his ugliness and sourness. You will not be missed.. ❤😘
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Dear Hannah.
RandomHannah you will love this. It's all about your life. That secret life.
