Avengers and Spidey One-Shots

normal life? dont know her. (part 1)

Vision is at the Compound now just saying,I forgot about him in the last one shot.

Peter POV

Today was it. The all so dreaded field trip. I had asked the team not to embarrass me, but that probably made it so much worse for me. Pepper had tried to assure me that they won't do anything that bad.

Last Night

"Come on Pete they won't do anything that bad" Pepper tried to assure me.

"Yah they will, and you know it."

" I'll try to hold them all together, okay?"

"Okay."

Present Day

My class and I were on the bus to the compound, and with my Parker Luck ™, Pepper had meetings all day, of course.  Why am I not surprised.

"Hey Penis Parker! You ready for all your lies to be exposed?" Flash taunted. Wow he's an ass. (edit: aMeRicAs aSs)

"Whatever you say flash..." I muttered back.

We pulled up to the Compound and my class and I huddled into to the lobby where a tour guide that I didn't recognize met us there.

"What up, I'm Jared (and i never fucking learned how to read) and I will be your tour guide today. So if you would please make a like and each take a badge, that be great thank you."

The badges were cheap paper ones, unlike the one I had which was a personal, it was red and blue with some web designs on it, courtesy of Clint and Tony.

I ended up taking a badge, because I wanted to see if the team won't bother me and if I can fly under the radar. But of course Flash just had to ruin that. I think his life mission is to completely destroy my life.

"Hey Penis! Do you even need that badge? Since you already have your own? Guess I'll just take it." so he did since I couldn't use my spidey-senses.
"And you don't need it right. So you wouldn't mind if I just ripped it?" Flash mocked.

"Could you not? I kind of need that." I insisted

"Fine, you can have it back. Here you go... wait, oops." ugh he ripped it! So much for flying under the radar. "But you have your own key card, right? So you don't need this one." Flash teased.

"Whatever." I grumbled as I took my own card out of my bag.

The look on his face was priceless as I took my card out of the bag.

"I don't know what kind of tricks you're playing Penis, but I will find out." Flash said angrily.

"Everyone listen up!" Jared started. "There are 10 levels of badges, 1-10. Numbers 1-3 are visitors, press, tour groups, people like that. Numbers 4-6 are interns and tour guides, like myself. Numbers 7-9 are the scientists, engineers and designers. Level 10 is for Pepper Potts the Avengers and 2 other confidential people. You guys have level 2, so you need someone level 4" Jared showed his own badge "or up to enter most rooms and go to most floors. So if everyone could line up again and go through the badge scanner that would be great."

As everyone went through the badge, Ned would not stop talking in my ear.

"Do you think the team will embarrass you? Will they know me? I mean yah I've never been here but I'm your friend so maybe they know me! Do you think we'll meet the avengers? That would be soooo cool! Will we get to make something? I hope it's technol-"