Okay, so my friend, Cheese, did this after her friend, Alecshie, drew our classmate's face...and that face belongs to our Japanese classmate, Jiro...and Alecshie drew him as a FAIL.
So after that, Cheese made a funny story. I decided to extend it...here it goes:
Once upon a time, there's a lonely witch who lives in the woods.
I'm so lonely out here, not even a worm would keep me company, she thought as she buries her head in her arms.
"I'm tired of this loneliness! I shall make someone who will free me from this darn loneliness!!"
She stood up from her chair and went to her kitchen.
"I shall make a man out of dough!"
She began moulding a piece of dough to a head.
"Hmm...I shall buy more magyyk dough for this man."
The witch took her horse and went to the city. She went to the bakery.
"Good morning, sire." the witch greeted.
"Actually, it’s already noon." the baker replied.
"Oh, sorry. Do you still have magyyk dough?"
"Well, of course I do! How much do you like?"
"Many enough to make a man."
"Oh, is that so. Tired of being lonely, aren't ya? Haha!"
"Yes, actually. How much is it?"
"You can trade that much dough for like...let me see...umm....5 gold coins!"
"5 gold coins?! Can I trade you with silver?"
"Nope. If you want that much, then you have to give me 5 gold coins."
The witch sighed as her hand dove in her pocket. She took out 5 gold coins and gave it to the baker. The baker gave her the dough in exchange.
"Ya know why it’s so expensive? 'Cause it’s already made into dough. If it’s only flour then some other baking stuff, it would be only 3 gold coins." the baker said.
"Still expensive though." the witch replied as she tied the dough in her horse.
She rode and took off saying bye at the same time.
Suddenly, a mist came out and the witch and her horse fell off a cliff.
"Uhh.. hello? Mistress?" DoughBoy called out still a head on the kitchen table.
I wonder what happened to her...buying dough isn't that long. DoughBoy thought.
Out of a sudden, the roof came off.
"WHAT THE?! Who's there?!"
"I'm hungry!" a deep voice yelled.
It’s an ogre, looking for food.
"Well, what do we have here? A head made out of dough."
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not a food! I'm the mistress' companion, and it’s my duty to keep her company!!"
"Yeah, yeah, it’s none of my concern."
The ogre grabbed DoughBoy and opened its mouth.
"Don't ever dare to put me in that disgusting mouth of yours!" DoughBoy ordered.
Too late, the ogre swallowed him whole and he died in the ogre's stomach acid.
THE END.
It isn't really funny when I write it. But when Cheese wrote it, it’s pretty hilarious!
