Chapter One: Humble Beginnings

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by toffeewacsic

by toffeewacsic

An excerpt from a Skype call between Skorm and TypicalRocky:

"Look at her. Her hair is like chocolate flowing beautifully off her cute little head. Even though she has 3x my sub count, I still think I have a chance with her. Her voice is so soothing when she's not shouting. She sounds like angels sent from the heavens singing their beautiful songs. Even though Aparri and I are closer than Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez [...] I still think he's trying to make a move on her. [...] In my opinion, Wisteria and I are meant for each other. She and I are almost the same age and we go way back. [...] Even though I'm notorious for selling items, I think Wisteria likes bad boys. [...] If she were mine, I'd never make her feel unsatisfied."

TypicalRocky is pretty worried about Skorm's obsession over Wisteria. She's noticed that Skorm has been poring over pictures of Wisteria on her LifeOfWisteria Instagram. Though she worried, she ignored his obsession. Until one day...

Skorm gets a DM from WisteriaMoon. It reads:

"Hey Skorm. I'm making a collab video with a bunch of other jammers. Would you like to be in it? I think it'd be fun"

Skorm replies almost instantly, saying:

"Yeah, sure Wisteria! When are we filming the vid?"

Wisteria replies with "right now if you're ready"

Skorm is so excited! He can't wait to film a video with his crush WisteriaMoon!

A day later, the video is posted. Skorm is riding his high horse until 6 days later when he and TypicalRocky join back for a conversation.

Skype message conversation between Skorm and TypicalRocky:

Skorm: have you seen aparri's new instagram picture?

TypicalRocky: The one where he's posing with a gucci backpack?

Skorm: yeah! he's acting like such a thot!

TypicalRocky: Why? because he's flexing?

Skorm: No you b----! because wisteria follows him! she's going to see his sexy a-- abs when she scrolls down! the only person thatll turn on wisteria is me!

TypicalRocky: thats gross but lmao ok

Skorm: shut the f--- up! wisteria be postin those thirsty a-- photos on her ig wanting her daddy aparri to like the f--- out of it. remember im the one who made the wisteriamoon loves me video not him!

TypicalRocky scoffs and leaves the conversation. Skorm wants Wisteria's love and he wants it bad. He decides to...