The fuck kind of bird is a penguin if it can't fly
I mean I love penguins they're so cute and they always wear little suits but like
The fuck is it a bird if it don't fly
Also bears are scary
But I'm a bear
I'm a cuddly, soft, loving little bear cub
But also I can literally scream and my big scary momma bear will come running and eat your face
I think bear cubs are scarier
They have all the power 0-o
...yeah.
Oh hey! Shit! Didn't see you there! You look good today! With that... uh... that thing on your head.
What is that, anyways?
An octopus??
What the hell are you doing reading this when there's an octopus on your head?! It's gonna like... peck you or something
Don't they have beaks? Or is that squid? Or is it both...? Who the fuck knows.
Something has a beak.
I know birds do. Even penguins.
But bears don't.
