Kahl's love life wasn't the best. Many people have rejected his love. Kahl looked at floor with tears in his eyes Then, he realized something, the floor, the floor is the only one who can love him. He never did notice it's beauty, and now he feels stupid as shit for not noticing it. He licked the floor passionately he never felt so in love. He decided to go to the next level, he started taking off his pants-
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT CARTMAN" Kyle yelled. "What's is it kahl?" Cartman asked in a innocent manner. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?" Kyle screamed "The truth kahl, we all know what you're doing with the floor." Cartman responded. In the background was Stan and Kenny's dead body. Kenny apparently was laughing too hard and ended up dying, again. Stan looked at both Kyle and Cartman "Hey Kyle is story true?" Stan asked. "OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT" Kyle yelled at Stan because he was a dumbass.
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Kahl x Floor (TRUE LOVE STORY)
FanfictionKahl has a dramatic meltdown about no one loving him. What will happen when he sees how beautiful his floor is?