I made this 'tutorial' before the typhoon, so that's why I'm so calm in the 'tutorial' but literally scared for my life in the author's note.
GUYS
THE BUILDING IS LITERALLY SHAKING
THE TYPHOON IS SO STRONG
IM TERRIFIED
AHHHHHHHH
Seriously, I am actually scared for my life.
The building is tilting forwards and backwards.
If I don't make it, clear my browser history.
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Instead of teaching you what to do, I'm going to teach you what NOT to do when designing your graphic.
So get ready for meaningless instructions and dumb jokes.
Basically like all the other chapters in this book.
Step 1 - First, open up a square picture on PicsArt to use as your template, because who needs to keep the sizing correct and actually fit into the cover frame when you can just be lazy and have a square? Like, come on, nobody has time for that crap.
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Step 2 - Chose a neon colour as your background, this is to catch the readers attention when they're scrolling through stories, and is totally not blinding!
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Step 3 - Add your poorly cropped and shit quality model taken from Google Images. Remember what they say, the more watermarks on the picture, the better.
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