Jen

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you: the horse wasn't fucking me I was fucking the horse

me: oh..ha so you can say you were riding....hahahahahahaha ew

you: we need help

me: we do

you: i'll call the therapist

me: nad don't bother we will just scare him off. But before he goes he can get earfucked by that horse

you: oh.....my.....fucking.....god