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It all began in primary school. Shaw was getting ready for his first day. He was exited because he knew he was going to get so many friends. He started out at a school for special children because he was not really the smartest person on this planet. He actually was the dumbest person alive, his IQ was so low, it had never been seen before.
So. The first day of school. You know, he was really dumb but his looks were amazing. He already had 8 girlfriends up to this point. And he would get many more because of his stupidity. So, he stood in front of his school. when he entered the school, he lowered the IQ of the entire school. he immediately bumped into the lockers. there he saw a pretty girlm, he smiled like a monkey and walked towards her, but tripped, over his own shoelaces. she stared at him in disgust, and walked away. why would she walk away, thought shaw to himself, i'm an amazing person. he thought he ran the school. his mom dropped him off, because if he would go by bike he would die a horrible death. he was a big dissapointment to his parents. actually, he was a big dissapointment to everyone. even god himself. what did he create.his sister went to the same school, but she was described as an genius, and was very kind and shy. his sister thought he was a disgrace. he thought his sister was a girl. that was all he could think of. his sister had very good grades. he didn't know what those were. he thought people were slowly spelling out a word for him.
the ball rang. shaw didn't understand it. he thought it was a song a started screaming along with it. people thought he lost his mind. his sister faceplamed and walked away. shaw was confuzzled. nobody else was singing along. huuuuuhh? the teacher grabbed his arm but he didn't know how to walk anymore. he forgot. because he's such a smart cookie. 'for fuck sake..' the teacher said.
he sat down. everyone looked at him. he didn't even like school anymore. he looked at the cute girl he just saw. he made fingerguns at her. she giggled and started started to twist her hair. she had very nice hair. he liked the girl. he liked her hair. he stared at her so much that he fell off his chair. (he fell for her, literally) she giggled again and bit her lip. 'shaw we are calling your parents.' what the hell were parents?
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You idiot |Shaw
Fanfiction/• Shaw is dumb. And loves bitches. Basically a meme me and my friend made up~