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You telling a dad joke, and nct reacting ↠

〙 Aries - "Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!"

〙 Taurus - "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."

〙 Gemini - "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted."

〙 Cancer - "Why did the invisible man turn
down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it."

〙 Leo - "I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."

〙 Virgo - "Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

〙 Libra - "What do you call a factory that sells
passable products? A satisfactory."

〙 Scorpio - "How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it."

〙 Sagittarius - "I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don't know why."

〙 Capricorn - "Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!"

〙 Aquarius - "Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21."

〙 Pisces - "What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1"

omg thank you guys so much for 14k reads 🥺 you guys are so sweet, I'll try my hardest to upload some more :))
- Shineethegalaxy