bread ⚣ jaeyong

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"i fucking hate this household." jaehyun crossed his arms and frowned. his expression did not look very serious as he intended it to be.

it all started the morning earlier, when jaehyun begged his dad to buy him a nintendo switch because, you know, pokemon.

"jaehyun, your mother and i had been fulfilling your insatiable wants this past semester, its time for you to fulfill our wants now."

"fine! then you buy me my switch. what do you want from me, dad?"

"lets talk about your grades, son."

just thinking back what his dad said made jaehyun quake in his bread sandals that he bought on ebay.

jaehyun never thought there would be a time where he admitted this but, right now he is what people call broke. all the money he got was from his parents anyways, so if his supplier wont be giving him anymore moolah, then he's a living bankrupcy.

should i be a stripper? or an asmr youtuber, they get a shit ton of money lately. my channel name would be jaesmr. i'd upload bread mukbangs everyday and earn money for it. that would be heaven.

three minutes later, jaehyun dialed taeyong.

"hey, taeyong!"

"what the fruck, jaehyun? i'm showering right now."

"um, why do you have your phone with you in the shower." jaehyun said in monotone and rolled his eyes. taeyong: a weirdo.

"what, you mean you dont jam to your shower playlist when youre showering?" jaehyun swore he could feel taeyong scrunching his eyebrows in disbelief from the other line. taeyong, naked, steamy taeyong.

what.

"uhh, jaehyun?"

"uh? what? um, yeah. i mean, no, but... i do eat bread in the shower." he scratched his head.

there was a brief silence with the raining shower as background noise before jaehyun coughed.

"speaking of bread! i know youve been living in misery and guilt since the day that you stole my bread, but fear not, my sad friend. all you can do is pay back with money and good ol jaehyun will forgive you for real. how great is that?"

more raining noises.

"jaehyun, did someone put weed in your bread just now?" now taeyong is just mocking him.

"okay, i might have had a fight with my parents this morning, and now i need money. okay. so, i'll tell you how much money i need. normally, i would ask for a million won but since youre my friend, its only six hundred thousand. now, i know thats a lot of money and youre not that loaded, so, you can pay five hundred thousand monthly with a 10% weekly interest-"

"wait, six hundred thousand?! jaehyun, its fucking bread, man! unless they glazed it with fucking gold or whatever there's no reason that they cost that much!"

"oh, it does, taeyong! it does emotionally to me!" jaehyun yelled.

silence. and no raining noises this time. taeyong hung up.

jaehyun sighed, "just when i was about to forgive him, he does this, what an asshole."

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