Avengers: Infinity War counseling, ranting, and theories

greeting, salutations, and all that other good stuff

as you all probably know, half of the characters in infinity war are dead.

at least that's what marvel says.

i am almost 10 000 000 000% percent sure that the heros who "died" in the snap are still alive. they are most likely in the soul stone, but even if they aren't there, they're alive somewhere in the mcu.

i welcome you all to my infinity war coping story (i dont know what this is).

here, we can all discuss marvel stuff, and the recent tradgedy of one of the newest marvel instalments: avengers: infinity war.

(can i just pause, and say what a great name that is??? like, wtf, how does marvel come up with such amazing movie titles. i love that title so much)

if you havent seen this movie, leave, and go see it, and if you have, you'll know that basically all your favorite characters are dead. let me list just a few:

peter parker/spiderman (rip little buddy)

t'challa/black panther

vison/thats his only name

loki/also his only name

heimdall/yet again his only name

gamora/yep no other name

peter quill/star-lord

drax the destroyer/only name

groot/tree

mantis/only one name

stephen strange/ dr. strange

wanda maximoff/scarlet witch

bucky barnes/winter soldier/white wolf???/my love

sam wilson/falcon

nick fury/he doesn't have a cool superhero name

maria hill/only name

wait, is that basically all the characters that died? YOU ARE CORRECT.

literally all of your favorite characters are dead except the original avengers, hopefully clint barton/hawkeye, rocket, okoye, and a hand full of other great people. GUYS SHURI MIGHT BE DEAD. (if i forgot any, just comment. dont kill me)

i

am

so

sad???

who gave marvel the right to KILL ALL OF OUR FAVOURITES??????

anyway, after this extremley long intro, what i'm trying to say is that i will be ranting, theorizing (is that a word???) and crying a lot in this book.

so come! join me on this adventure of sadness and hope!

(or dont. your choice)