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Yo mama

Im just about to tell a lot of yo mama jokes.

<Yo mama is so poor she does all her drive-bys from the public bus

<yo mama so fat the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC chicken bucket

<yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the front door

<yo mamas hair has so much dandruff when she shook her head once there was a blizzard

<yo mama so ugly her face looks like a combination of all the animals asses.

<yo mama is so nasty, her mouth is lik a jar of cashews full or nuts

<yo mama so slow and old i slapped her on the back and three days later she said ouch

<yo mama so skanky if u put your ear on her ass you can hear the ocean

<yo mama so fat she got busted at the airport fir having 300 lbs of crack

<yo mama is so stupid she reported her stolen crack to the cops and FBI