Jillian: what are we doing in the bathroom?
Spencer: so we won't get caught
Jillian: I have a bad feeling about this Spencer...
Spencer: don't be nervous. I've repeated junior year twice. I've done this about a million times. Do relax, and learn from the master.
Narrator: Spencer takes out his phone and Jillian notices he had a wallpaper of a pretty girl. She took bravery to ask who was in that picture, and Spencer said...
Spencer: that's my sister. I love her so much that I wanted to put her as my wallpaper.
Jillian: Oh cool! I have 2 sisters. 1 is Lindsay in Pennsylvania for collage, and the other is Paris in middle school.
Spencer: Oh cool.
Jillian: how old is your sister? She looks like a sophomore year student.
Spencer: she's 18. She can be a bitch sometimes like my brother, but she is sometimes nice too. Her name is Ella.
Jillian: you just have older siblings huh?
Spencer: yeah
Jillian: wow! So you've really skipped class a bunch of times?
Spencer: yeah, it's easy you just gotta--,
Narrator: the speaker of the school turned on and called on both Jillian, & Spencer.
Speaker: Jillian Moon and Spencer Lester,
report to the main office. Again, Jillian Moon & Spencer Lester, report to the main office.
Spencer: SHIT! WE GOT CAUGHT!
WE HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Jillian: you were the one that wanted to skip class.
Spencer: shut up! I'm trying to think! But if you keep talking, we won't get anywhere!
Jillian: ...
Narrator: somebody accidently walked in the bathroom, and it was Ella! Jillian was surprised, so Spencer rushed out of the bathroom and actually went to give Ella a death threat.
~ outside the bathroom ~
Spencer: what the FUCK are you doing here?
Ella: I wanted to go to the bathroom, I'm sorry...
Spencer: now because of you I might get caught!
Ella: well how was I supposed to know that you were here?
Spencer: look just shut up if you don't want me to hit you !
Ella: (tearing up scared) ok just leave me alone! I'm only in sophomore year!
Spencer: that's something I could care less about.
Mrs. Klein: Spencer Lester! Hey away from Ella! Jillian Moon is with you isn't she?
Spencer: yeah but so what!?
Narrator: Mrs. Klein decided to go in the bathroom and have a look inside. Jillian was sitting there.
Mrs. Klein: Jillian Moon?
Jillian: that's me.
Mrs. Klein: c'mon you and Spencer are going to the main office for skipping class, for you Spencer, also for screaming and treating Ella bad.
Narrator: Spencer & Jillian got to the office and they both got suspended for 3 days each. Spencer's mom came to pick him up. Jillian's mom came to pick her up.
Narrators: Jillian's mother was so disappointed in Jillian because she skipped class. Spencer's mom on the other hand didn't care at all.
On the way home, Jillian was thinking that Spencer lied to her about his "sister" Ella, and how she was a sophomore year student, instead of 18 like Spencer told her.
Jillian's Mom: I'm very disappointed in you Jillian.
skipping class in your first day... I'm speechless.
~getting off the car~
Jillian: (going inside the house) omg mom. Stop making such a big deal about it...
It's just 3 days, don't matter.
I'm going upstairs.
Jillian's Mom: hey hey hey wait! I'm not done with you, young lady!
In those 3 days of suspension...
Jillian: (singing) I'm so fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast Lane, from LA to Tokio. I'm so--,
Jillian's Mom: I need you to clean up your Room Jillian.
Jillian: OMG, I'm so bored... Why?
Jillian's Mom: I'm very disappointed in you, and your room is a pigsty.
Narrator: Jillian was wondering why Spencer screamed at his own "sister"
because she kind of overheard when Spencer was threatning Ella. She was starting to get second thoughts, until she came to a conclusion that Spencer lied to her about Ella being 18 years old and being his sister. She was only in sophomore year!
~3 days later~
Narrator: Spencer & Jillian came back to school after their 3 day suspension. Jillian thought there was something fishy going on with Spencer. So she decided not to talk to him.
Lizzy: damn, I can't believe you got suspended for 3 days!
Jillian: I know but, just let it go.
~Spencer approaches~
Spencer: Hey Jillian!
~Jillian ignores~
Narrator: Spencer was speechless. He didn't know what was going on in Jillian's head.
In first period of class, Spencer decides to throw a note to Jillian that read:
hey Jillian, what's going on? Meet Me after class... Please. Thanks
sincerely,
Spencer.
When Jillian got the note, she just read it but was paying attention to the lesson Mrs. Smith was giving.
~After class~
Spencer: Jillian! Jillian! Wait!
Jillian: what?
Spencer: we need to talk.
Jillian: Oh, you need to tell me that your pretend sister is in sophomore year of high school!? Oh, and how you were gonna beat her up the day we got suspended???!!
Spencer: ok, ok. I'll admit I lied. She's not my sister. She is my ex. She cheated on me and I loved her super, and that's how I hate her so much.
Jillian: yeah, but you don't have to be so aggressive. Especially with a lady.
Spencer: look, I'm sorry.
