Big book of funerals

Funeral #7

R.I.P.
Sarah Sassy Hoe Thomas
Time of death: Tonight at 6 pm
Date: August 23rd, 2018
Cause of death: All these fake hoes
People at the party: her girlfriend, everyone on her board, Cardi B, the guy who says "welcome to Chili's", her two dogs, and person at the door saying "Fuck ya chicken strips."

(Imma add Cardi B's newest song ^-^)

(I hope you guys enjoy her funeral!! Excuse me while I go restore my brain cells.)