bitchy attitude || bnha chatfic

six

IRL

   they were sitting in the lounge, taking up the three couches and some on the floor, sitting in bean bags; or in the case of kirishima and bakugou, the blonde sat in the other males lap. the room silent side from the laughs and muttered conversations, but as mina and hagakure sat on the floor playing a board game, a group of three walked into the common room.

"knew i smelt a group of rats." the one in front chuckled, and his friends behind him froze, their eyes wide.- this guy didnt know who he was fucking with.- "bruh, leave 'em alone." one spoke and the other nodded vigorously. "theyre just a couple of gay nerds, you really scared?"
the two shouted, "yes!" and the blonde male in front smacked his lips, shaking his head and waving dismissively.

"you really dont know who youre fuckin with do you?" shinsou said, standing in the door way to the kitchen, looking at them with dull eyes; the male smacked his lips. "welp, your wish is their command." shinsou shrugged and disappeared into the kitchen, quickly coming back with a tray with a bowl of chips, a tea pot and cups. "shinsou youre a living meme." kaminari smiled, reaching over and taking the cup of tea shinsou offered. "tch, you're unbelievable, im surprised your parents didnt give you up." the male laughed and his friends shook their heads, one of them saying. "you have a death wish or something." and they walked away, giving him a pat on the shoulder.

he smacked his lips, muttering and before he could say anything more, todoroki spoke. "look kid, my father only had kids so he could say he raised a smart and successful child but here i am," todoroki smiled a sickly fake smile. "havent seen him in years and got me a boy thats a full course meal." midoriya giggled, kissing his boyfriends check and shrugging his shoulders. "my father went to get some milk." he smiled, the others laughing yet also aweing for the boy.

"parents who?" kirishima laughed, continuing to swipe his thumb across his phone and kept a arm around bakugou who sat in the middle of his boyfriends lap, not looking up to come face with the bully who refused to back down, and bakugou spoke, not missing a beat as he kept a hand up kirishimas shirt and an his arm remained around his neck to look at  his own phone. "listen here you mcfuckin' hoe, and listen closely." bakugou looked up over the couch and said sternly, his glare intense.

"unless you are clothing me, housing me, feeding me-" bakugou rested his phone atop the couch and pinched his pointer and thumb together. "or fucking me into another universe i refuse to hear shit you have to say and therefore you can choke on a croissant." everyone erupted into laughter, and bakugou smirked triumphally as he watched the bully scrunch up his face and say, "something is seriously wrong with you all." and stocked off the way he came.

"the true hero we all needed." kirishima grinned, pressing a kiss to bakugous forehead.