The Red Cat

Chapter 1: Being a Hero in Love

A tall, slender redhead wearing a red mask and dazzling red dress comes into view, it's the Red Cat! In front of them stands a mysterious robed figure in a mirrored purple mask, the internals of the mask are covered by a black cloth and the robe only really covers the shoulders and back on this figure. The mysterious robed figure is clearly a girl by her large chest and hourglass-like figure, she's probably quite beautiful under that mask. Too bad she's the bad guy. The Red Cat steps closer with an angry look in their eye, one that quickly turns to sadness. "Why do you do this anyways? You have more money than you could ever need, you're living like a queen, and you don't even need the majority of the things you have. So why do you keep making a mess out of things? Such a beautiful girl like yourself could probably be a model with that body of yours." The Red Cat whines.

The mysterious girl pulled down her hood, damn it her hair and outfit match her mask too. That was supposed to be your thing. "Well, as you already know, I, the Purple Fox, am the symbol of chaos to this city, the queen of all evil. If I were to stop, the police may grow a pair and come after me, along with every other criminal around. Besides, it's the only way I get to spend any time with you kitty!" The Purple Fox sounded a bit lovesick towards the end there, making her seem just a bit more believable.

The Red Cat started to tear up. "But, I gave you my number, promised I wouldn't track you if you called or texted me, and said that if we meet outside of situations like this I wouldn't attack you." Red was starting to get upset.

Purple let out a sigh and lifted her mask, smiling softly. "You've always been so cute Red, take off your mask and let me kiss you hun." Her cheeks were a soft pink and she was giggling a bit. Under her mask was the same, beautiful girl we theorized to exist just a little bit ago. She had stunning green eyes along with fair, almost ghostly skin, and her lips had a purple lipstick on them.

Red blushed and decided to unmask as well. "Fine, but just know that I'm not really a girl."

Purple giggled. "Yeah, that one was a lot easier to see in person than on camera." She joked as she leaned forward and kissed Red's lips softly.

God, you hate this show because these characters are real. It's you and that dumb nemesis of yours. Most of this show is accurate with one minor exception, you don't actually care for the Purple Fox, you just really haven't been able to catch her. Her abilities allude you entirely since you aren't exactly sure what they even contain. You know she has these weird ghost arms or whatever made of some kind of purple mist, but that's about all you can tell. She moves at superhuman speeds, just like you, but then she does this weird thing with shadows on things where she'll hide inside them and come out of other shadows. She's really just a pain to you. Though, if you're honest, she is rather attractive.