Leo Luster X female! Reader with all new funky mode

You lived in Kongo Bongo, it was a rather quiet place and you enjoyed that. However it was... too quiet...

(Falco: oh wow! Do you say anything OTHER than movie quotes?)

A little excitement in ur life would be nice every once in a while, but for the most part, you preferred the silence of the waves on the sea and all that shit.

However what happened today was something else, I'll tell ye mate...

You lived in California, the least American state ever. (And before you ask? Yes. California is in Kongo Bongo because the imperial DK army had annexed all the enemy territory AKA the world. The DK crew were your overlords and you had to worship them as the superior race.) So you decided to go camping in the Californian forests. What a great idea!

You traveled 10 miles by car to get to the woods. Once you got out of the car, you asked Keemstar for directions but all he did was make a diss track on you. He was no help.

You ran in the woods not knowing where you were going for 100 miles, then finally you reached a nice place by a lake were you could camp fort the nite. (Sorry)

TIME SKIP

You set up a fire for the night and went to sleepy sleep.

When you were sleeping. The fire you made spread over to a tree. Then another one, then another one ect.

You woke up to the smell of smonk everywhere. U open ur eyes and... oh no! U fucking idiot! Ur burning down California again u silly goose!

All around you looked like hell, well you would be going to hell after this! Just imagine all the people dying this second!

All was bad until you saw a gorilla splash out of the lake, he had a gold chain and had a sexy hair style.

"No worries little lady." He said in his deep and manly voice. "I shall save you." He stated picking you up bridal style.

He ran through the fire at a very high velocity, his muscles were making you sooooo wet! 👌😩💦

However ur wetness was evaporated due to the immense heat.

You made it out of the woods. The gorgeous ape let you back down onto ur two feet safely. You just had to ask him: "who are you?"

"I'm just a sexy ape who's a hero for fun." Those words... wow... so heroic.

"When will I see you again?" You asked.

The handsome beast walked off into the sunrise and left never turning back. Never answered your question...

THE END

Also you were arrested on suspicion that you may or may not have had sex with an animal once in ur life.

But you were judged as innocent because women never get in trouble nowadays. Even if they rape men they are still innocent.