Oh, for crying out loud, Kim K.,
We know that you are beautiful,
We know that you love getting laid
That you are confused about love
But those are not sufficient drives
To destroy this nation's culture
A sex tape is your source of fame
Your need for attention feasts on
This country's short attention span
Civil war shatters Syria
While we Americans focus on
Your superficial clothing
If you want to bestead the world
Then do everything That you can
To encourage our media
To be truly informative
If you cannot accomplish this,
Then, please, step out of the spotlight.