Never No More

Destiny's Child

JordonP.O.V: Okay so it's been eight months since  Chres props. were getting married on Friday which is tomorrow so tonight is turn-up night because it's my batcholrette party with my girls but I don't know if I wanna go I've  been feeling sick lately I threw up three times and my stomach keeps cramping and I'm Not on my period. I told one of my braidmaids and she thinks I'm pregnant, so she brought me a pregnancy test and now all I'm waiting  on is the results.

Keke:  Girl this party is gonna be the bomb, ima have male strippers penis popsicles and everything

Jordon: yasss bitch, just don't  tell Chres...wait till I see them strippers child yess

Keke: Girl yeses plus I'm the Maid of Honor so i got this me and Amber.

Jordon: Alright now, just make me proud.

Keke: baby keke never fails honey...TRUST AND BELIEVE BOO...

Jordon: has it been more than five minutes  yet?

Keke: Yeah, what it say?

Jordon: *looks at pregnancy test* I'm havin' a baby

Keke: OH MY GOSH!

Jordon: I'M HAVIN' A BABY!

Keke: Congratulations Girl

Jordon: I'm only two weeks

Keke: y'all did it two weeks ago

Jordon: He was giving me that look like,  you know you want this dick

Keke: and you fell right into the hole...damn, did you is a condom?

Jordon: Does it look like we used a condom?

Keke: HELL NO

Jordon: Com'on so.we can finish these wedding decorations.

     

                  *At the house*

Chres: Man this party is about  to be off the chain

Rayon: Man i just wanna see the strippers and I'm good.

Craig: DEM BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!

Jacob: *sings* AYYE WE WANT SOME PUSSY!

Rayon: Aye Roc you can't have none, as a matter of fact.since I'm and the best man, you can't touch none of them hoes cuz you on lockdown

Chres: I'm not on lockdown yet, I have enough time to lay hands on one of them tonight

Jacob: Yeah, let Jordon find out

Craig: Where y'all going for the honeymoon?

Chres: I was planing on taking her to the Bahamas or Hawaii

Rayon: Look at this fool trying to be all romantic and shit

Chres: forreal man, like I treated jordon so wrong and I tried really heard to win her back. I've been through too much to lose her now

Jacob: Wow, that was touching, SIKE! ,WERE THE BITCHES AT

Craig: AYYE WE WANT SOME PUSSY

Rayon: look at these two fools

Chres: *laughs* y'all go get ready so y'all could get y'all some PUSSY!!!