Your mama jokes

"Your mama so fat that when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out"

"Your mama so dumb she got locked in the toilet and pissed her self"

"Your mama so dumb she got locked in the super market and starved to death"

" Your mama so fat that when she steps the earth shacks"

"Your mama so fat that people always mistakes her for a van"

"Your mama so fat that when she goes to the movies and sits down she sits on the whole front row"

"Your mama so dumb that she mistakes bug spray for perfume"

"Your mama so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes"

"Your mama so old when she was in school there was no history class"

"Your mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"

"Your mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller"

"Your mama so old she has a autographed bible"

                         The End