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The quest for the BBM pin

It's not easy 2 get a gurl over here in England when u look like a mutated llama but I'm about 2 show u how it's done.

This next part is written as a skript

Smithy: ay wagwan piffting what's your BBM pin init babe.

Claire: Thought u went with tia.

Smithy: naw bitch , she just my side chick. U a peng ting

Claire: normally I'd tell boys like u 2 fok clean off BUT I'll give u a chance. Meet Mr behind tesco tonight a 7.

Smithy: umm, yeah sounds swell, uh I mean cool cool. Anyway, it's a date!

Claire: is it?

Smithy: init

This is well sick fam I just scored a date with Claire! Ima tell the mandem, put on my sickest track suit and blast some mc mental.