"Yeehaw 🤠," harked Lola, flailing around her old literature she had produced with her gal pals back in secondary school, "Read this old shit you homos."
She threw the link at her squad's faces, smiling.
"You're also a homo." Henry said.
"50% homo you queef 😓😓 aNYWAYS-" Lola went back to introducing her brilliant story, "These are people I know and all of this is 100% totally accurate."
Kai flipped through the chapters, "They spoke in emojis?"
"Yes."
"How-"
"Don't ask."
"Americans say yeehaw when they meet their big booty hoe of their dreams?" Rae asked in Confucian.
"🤠" replied Maddie.
Lisha looked appalled, "What the fuck- how did you-"
"Yeehaw bitch." Kat interrupted.
"You Americans confuse the dickens out of me, you perambulatory memes." Lisha said, sipping tea like a Brit.
"Lol what?" Edge replied, "You guys call cookies biscuits. Speak proper English."
Lisha looked appalled, "Excuse me we invented the LANGUAGE you twit!"
"What's a twit UwU?" Sunny asked.
"Sunny don't ask nOBODY TELL HER-" Han covered her ears, "SHE'S INNOCENT OK."
"Twit means moron." Lisha said flatly.
"You're a moron."
"No u." Bri replied.
And that's how Civil War started.
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Fanfictionjust a few guys being dudes being gay being dudes idk wtf to put here read the damn thing
