Me: *dancing to panic at the disco with my cousin while baking *
Cousin: *trips me on accident and step on me *
Me : how... *gets up* I know the kitchen is small but Jesus
Cousin: its not my fault u were on the floor
Me: (" ˘̶̀ △ ˘̶́ ) it was your fault
Cousin: shut up....
Me: fine then I will give everyone the cupcake instead of u
Cousin: *climbs the counter * HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOO ME.... I MADE MY MISTAKE *slips off counter *
Me: *tries not to laugh * karma
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it sucks to be short
Me : *jumping in a trampoline with family members who are near 6'0 *
Cousins: let's make her fly
Me: let's not...
Cousins - we should *starts jumping *
* the trampoline doesn't have the net yet*
Me:*flies off the trampoline * I hate you guys
Cousins: we love u too
Mom: what If she could have gotten hurt
Cousins: then she would be disabled :/
Mom:...... Wow okay...
Me: karma is going to get u back
Cousins: shuuuurree
* a few minutes later *
Brother:*puts oil on floor*
Cousins:*runs in and falls* crap balls
Me: KARMA
Cousins: you are karma
