"Ali! You can't just say no to that! It's georgous!" I said pointing to the black dress. It was silky black with lace sleeves. Amazing!
"Squish, you can't get everything that you see!" She fought back. Yeah, my nickname is squish. Why? Because I'm shorter than all the others. Don't know where they got Squish from, but I'm cool with it.
"Perché I'm Tua migliore amica, non so!"(why I'm your best friend, I don't know) I said. Oh, did I mention I can speak Italian? We'll I can!
"I don't know what you said, but I hope it was nice!" She said
"Sucker! Scommetto Che vorresti essere Italiano! Cagna!"(sucker! Bet you wish you were Italian, bitch!) I said. It really bugs her when I speak Italian, mainly because she doesn't understand half the shit I say.
"I hate you! Staaaaaaaaaap!" She said. I rolled my eyes and pulled her arm out of the mall, forgetting the dress. Meh, I'll get it another time.
We got in the car and drove home. It was a short drive, just celebrity gossip and music, that's all. We got out, and grabbed all the bags, heading to the door.
I opened it and shouted, "ciao mie belle amici! La regina è a casa!"(hello my beautiful friends! The queen is home!)
"Is that Paige?" Someone sounding like Ashton said.
"No, it's Harry styles!" I said sarcastically. I mean who else would it be?
"Oh, hey Paige!" He said.
"Ciao Ash!( ciao means hi or hello by the way, no need to remind you!) I said happily. Me and Ashton have always clicked. We have never had an argument, but I think he likes me, or that's what Cal says.
"What ya doing?" Alina asked.
"Trying to find Luke. I said that penguins aren't cute as he thinks, and he went off In a strop." He explained.
"Oh, he'll be in the closet. He goes there when there's 'too much on his mind' " I said using my hands as air quotes.
(Just pretend that Luke and Liz can speak Italian too, it makes writing this easier.)
"Lucas, il tuo culo grasso qui!" (Lucas, get you fat ass down here!) I shouted.
"No! Aston insultato pinguini! Quello non è bello!"(no! Ashton insulted penguins! That's not nice!)
"Luke! Quit being a baby!" I shouted.
Then down came an angry Luke with crossed arms.
"Ashton, say sorry" I said.
"Sorry Lukey poo"
"Yay! Ok now Stella has just texted me, saying there is a party at her house. Wanna go?" Luke asked. I rolled my eyes.
Stella is the sluttiest girl in school, yet she is nice to me because I'm popular. I mean how fake can you be?
"Sure, Ali, you coming?" I asked looking at Alina.
"Sorry, I can't, stupid family dinner. Maybe next time?" She said, looking sad.
"Yeah, ok, I'll text ya later, bye! I said.she walked out and I sighed. I looked at Ashton and noticed him smiling at me.
"Hello.." I said, kinda awkwardly.
"Speak more Italiano please!" He said, raising an eyebrow.
"Ok, um, caio io sono Paige Hemmings e I'm 17. Adoro Ashton Irwin è 5SOS"( Hi I'm Paige Hemmings and I'm 17. I love Ashton Irwin and 5SOS) I said from the top of my head.
"Cool! I wish I could talk Italiano" he said looking down.
"We'll you know Italiano and Caio. Um, adoro is love or I love." I said thinking of more words.
"What's drums in Italian?" He asked
"Erm, batteria!"
"I play batteria!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
The rest of the day was me teaching Ash to speak Italian and watching sponge-bob.
Until 6:30 came over. We were going to the party at 7:30 so we have 1 hour to get ready. I just wore this ----->. Simple but affective! ;)
I walked down the stairs and all the boys jaws dropped.
"Take a picture, it'll last longer." I said rolling my eyes. Ashton quickly took out his phone and took a picture of me.
"Ashton! I was kidding!" I said giggling. "But he wasn't!" Michael said. Everyone stopped talking and stared at Michael. I looked at Ash and his face looked like he was gonna kill someone.
"I.Hate.You." He said.
"But it's true! You like Paige!" Calum said.
"Do not!" He said.
"Yeah you do! You told me!" Cal fought back. I looked in the front mirror and saw Luke laughing. Honestly, I would have thought Luke would have killed them all because they are saying that.
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do n-"
"OKAY! Moving on!" I said interrupting them.
I can tell this is gonna be a long night.
