Fandom Parodies (mainly KotLC)

Royals (Divergent Edition)

Hi everyone! I'm a maker of fandom related parodies. I'm going to post them here and hope you enjoy them. If you use them, please give credit to me. If someone else made them, I will give credit to them and ask for their permission to post it here. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this parody! Half of is was on a meme and the other half wasn't there, so I wanted to finish the parody and make a book out of it! Where the line is is a divider between where the person made it and where I made it. The top half is on the meme, while the bottom half is my half that I made. Next chapter will probably be KotLC! Thanks for reading!

Royals-Divergent Edition

Tris: I've never seen Edith in the flesh

Tobias: I cut my hands while facing fears, in the landscape

Peter: And I'm not proud of who I am

Evelyn: In the factionless, I had no money

Christina: But every Candor's like I'm right, you're wrong, we don't like you anyway 

 Lynn: Be strong, be brave that's all the Dauntless say 

 Marcus: I don't care, I'm ruling all of you in my dreams

Caleb: And all Erudite working, solving, calculating results 

 Cara: Stuck up, know it all, tired of the insults

Tobias and Tris: But we're a pair 

 Christina: And I'm grossed out by your love affair

Eric: And I don't have moooorals (morals) 

Cara: Erudite's in my blood

Jeanine: I do experiments for fuuuuun

Tobias: I think the Dauntless cake is done

Tobias: I got tattoos of the faaaaactions (factions)

Uriah: I shot a muffin off Marlene

Tris: My eyes are blueeeeee

Veronica Roth (author): I will kill you all eventually

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Tris and I, we cracked the code

We stopped Dauntless killing people, as a leisure

And all of us are fine with this

We didn't do this, out of pleasure

But every Candor's like I'm right, you're wrong, we don't like you anyway 

 Be strong, be brave that's all the Dauntless say

I don't care, I'm ruling all of you in my dreams

But Abnegation's like give and give and give more each day 

 I don't know why, they chose their own way

But we're a pair 

 And you know we're grossed out by your love affair

We'll never be evil (evil)

Being good runs in my blood

We're the kind that saves, for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

We can be ruuuuulers (rulers) 

 But I don't want to be one 

 You can call me creeeeeepyyyy 

 But I don't want to stir up trouble, a ton

Oooh ooooh ohhh

We're smaller than we ever dreamed

And I don't like a whole lot of things

Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh

Life is the worst with no care

Sorry, ain't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be evil (evil)

Being good runs in our blood

We're the kind that saves, for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

We can be ruuuuuulers (rulers)

You can call me creepy, 

 But I don't wanna be oneeeee

I don't wanna serve trouble, a ton

Thanks again for reading!!